Words of Wisdom

There is a fine line between stupid and brave.
 
I love Kung Fu.
I watched it every week.
I loved it.

You put up with 45 minutes of bullshit to watch 60 seconds of him kicking ass.
It was great


head hand GIF
 
What's good for the goose...




......is good for the gander
 
Defecate in one hand, wish in the other...see which one fills up first.
 
Do it right, or do it again
If you're not early, you're late

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
Don't bend over near Chewy.
 
How young of a woman can you date and it not be creepy? Half your age, plus seven.
 
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