Words stupid people use to sound smart

[williewilliejuan]

For all intensive purposes, people understand that's just a foe par. So it's a mute point.

Your gonna loose that argument.

 

[Wild Turkey]

I’m getting tired of people saying “100%” to either agree with you are answering a question.

That is neither a smart answer or nearly enough detail.

 

[fishinabarrel]

I’m getting tired of people saying “100%” to either agree with you are answering a question.

That is neither a smart answer or nearly enough detail.

You're just fishing for a bunch of 100 ratings

 

[Wild Turkey]

You're just fishing for a bunch of 100 ratings

I couldn’t care less.

 

[CorpRebel]

I’m getting tired of people saying “100%” to either agree with you are answering a question.

That is neither a smart answer or nearly enough detail.

i agree with you 1000%!

 

[Wild Turkey]

Another term that is both overused and never clear is to say “building symmetry”. I want details motherfucker and that doesn’t tell me shit.

 

[Wild Turkey]

i agree with you 1000%!

That just makes you seem 10 times as stupid.

 

[fishinabarrel]

I couldn’t care less.

Like literally couldn't care less?

 

[steelerssb]

irregardless

 

[Wild Turkey]

Like literally couldn't care less?

Irregardless straw man.

 

[Mofo]

Another term that is both overused and never clear is to say “building symmetry”. I want details motherfucker and that doesn’t tell me shit.

Meh. Corporate speak is its own separate category of stoopit.

"creating synergies"
"proactive alignments"
"global teambuilding"
"envisioneering"
"impactful"

That's enough.

 

[Mofo]

irregardless

 

[BigRedMoe]

Yuge.

 

[steelerssb]

Meh. Corporate speak is its own separate category of stoopit.

Is this where I rant about people who say "per my last e-mail."

 

[RobBase]

Planned Parenthood

 

[PackJason]

I’ve got:

blithering
utterly
Pretty much any word I use that has more than two syllables

Any others?

"Utterly" isn't a hard word for anyone who has read a book without pictures. I had to look up "blithering."

 

[Gatorchip]

Is this where I rant about people who say "per my last e-mail."

Maybe you should just read the email the first time

 

[batchaps4me]

Roll and Tide ...

 

[PackJason]

"Ad Hominem"

Especially since most people don't use it correctly.

 

[steelerssb]

Maybe you should just read the email the first time

It's not even that when it bothers me, but rather when its on some kind of reminder emails about something coming up or whatever.

Or being on the phone with someone who says they'll email you something and say in it "per our conversation..."