Worst gift ever

Fish said:
This is all about douche's mother in law giving him underwear with the special dick pouch in it, isn't it?
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Kburjr said:
What was the worst gift you ever received?


I mean it's the thought that counts, right? Still WTH were they thinking?
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When I turned 10, I got to spend my birthday and night by myself while my dad was at work and then the bar.

I got to play in the dirt by myself and watch whatever I wanted on tv by myself.

I had a bologna sandwich and 3 month old Easter candy for dinner.

Sad af.
 
On my birthday last year, the wife went and got me breakfast. Upon her returning, I asked one litttttle question and she chucked it across the house.

Still ate it though, it stayed inside the packing.
 
occupant said:
When I turned 10, I got to spend my birthday and night by myself while my dad was at work and then the bar.

I got to play in the dirt by myself and watch whatever I wanted on tv by myself.

I had a bologna sandwich and 3 month old Easter candy for dinner.

Sad af.
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On my 10th birthday, my dad that I never met, sent me a birthday card with a 5 dollar bill in it. My mom thought I sent it to myself. Lulz
 
Peter Gozintite said:
On my 10th birthday, my dad that I never met, sent me a birthday card with a 5 dollar bill in it. My mom thought I sent it to myself. Lulz
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My mom was living a mere 6 blocks away...probably getting fucked up and fucking her boyfriend who just so happened to be one of my big brothers' best buddies.

Childhood is overrated. :beer2:
 
RP-29 said:
For my 10th and 15th year anniversaries with my company, I was awarded a "special gift" of a pair of drinking glasses with the company's abbreviated name cheaply printed on them. My 20th is this year... Can't wait!

[Yeah, the company's CFO is very tight-fisted - for better and for worse.]
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tell him you want a rolex
 
occupant said:
When I turned 10, I got to spend my birthday and night by myself while my dad was at work and then the bar.

I got to play in the dirt by myself and watch whatever I wanted on tv by myself.

I had a bologna sandwich and 3 month old Easter candy for dinner.

Sad af.
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You had a dad?

So lucky...
 
RP-29 said:
For my 10th and 15th year anniversaries with my company, I was awarded a "special gift" of a pair of drinking glasses with the company's abbreviated name cheaply printed on them. My 20th is this year... Can't wait!

[Yeah, the company's CFO is very tight-fisted - for better and for worse.]
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I would give him the glasses for Christmas.
 
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