Yall Smell that?

I don't follow Auburn special teams nor did I know that the award for the best kicker in CFB is called the Lou Groza award before this thread, but the kid Bama just got won that award last season. :noidea:
During his 2023 campaign, Auburn's McPherson went a perfect 40-for-40 on extra points and 13-for-13 on field goals with a season long of 53 yards.

There is nothing better than perfection.
 
During his 2023 campaign, Auburn's McPherson went a perfect 40-for-40 on extra points and 13-for-13 on field goals with a season long of 53 yards.

There is nothing better than perfection.
They probably overlooked McPherson for the kicker award because he played for Auburn.
 
During his 2023 campaign, Auburn's McPherson went a perfect 40-for-40 on extra points and 13-for-13 on field goals with a season long of 53 yards.

There is nothing better than perfection.
Ah, I see. He made 13 FG's. That doesn't even rank in the top 50 of made FG's in college. 9 of his 13 made FGs were less than an XP distance. So yeah I see why your kicker is good, but he's not the best in the nation when he's got that low sample size.

Also I think there is a "must be this tall" sign next to the stage to accept the award and your kicker is too short. When he has to look up to Stetson Bennet...too short.
 
Ah, I see. He made 13 FG's. That doesn't even rank in the top 50 of made FG's in college. 9 of his 13 made FGs were less than an XP distance. So yeah I see why your kicker is good, but he's not the best in the nation when he's got that low sample size.

Also I think there is a "must be this tall" sign next to the stage to accept the award and your kicker is too short. When he has to look up to Stetson Bennet...too short.
He’s the best and you better check yourself.
 
I suggest the death penalty for the Alabama football program for tampering and lack of institutional control.
 
People have the audacity to call MI cheaters over a hamburger and some sign stealing while Alabama is out here trafficking players across state lines.
 
Very likely.

A funny aside, @HammerDown once banned me from EuroHoop after I started a poll titled something like "Interesting cross-sport athlete comparison," in which I asked, between Roethlisberger and Kobe, who do you think is the better rapist.

When he let me back in, he changed my signature to the one you see now and I've kept it ever since.
The legends of bans are endless.

I banned everyone. I think Rock claimed I banned him and Dirt at one point.

I don’t remember any of that shit.

To be fair, I don’t remember much of 2013-late 2015, but still…
 
The legends of bans are endless.

I banned everyone. I think Rock claimed I banned him and Dirt at one point.

I don’t remember any of that shit.

To be fair, I don’t remember much of 2013-late 2015, but still…
I banned Rock and Dirt. You just got blamed for most of what I did. :dhd:
 
I’m more interested in the fact Bama was hard up for a kicker they had to steal one from Miami Ohio.

The cupboard must have been bare.
Fuck kickers

They are like the football version of toddlers. They really don't fit in their outfit, their helmets look like what you would buy from the Penny's catalogue, they move awkwardly, and they need toys to keep them entertained
 
Fuck kickers

They are like the football version of toddlers. They really don't fit in their outfit, their helmets look like what you would buy from the Penny's catalogue, they move awkwardly, and they need toys to keep them entertained
Feel free to continue to hate on kickers and see where that gets you.
 
Can You Smell The Rock GIF by WWE
 
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