Yankees Fans are Spoiled Brats

OR, they should go to 4 divisions in each league. Which would mean adding more teams
 
We're approaching the finale of a beautifully chaotic postseason, and you just want to whine.

Go back to Grape Nuts.
I don't just want to whine. I also want to fuck your grandma. Again.
 
We're approaching the finale of a beautifully chaotic postseason, and you just want to whine.

Go back to Grape Nuts.
Also, this postseason has been shit.

Ten series and half of them were sweeps.

Another three of them provided just one game over the minimum.

Only two series went the distance (one a WC series), and we've only seen six more games than the minimum.

Fuck this postseason, fuck the format, and fuck you.
 
Also, this postseason has been shit.

Ten series and half of them were sweeps.

Another three of them provided just one game over the minimum.

Only two series went the distance (one a WC series), and we've only seen six more games than the minimum.

Fuck this postseason, fuck the format, and fuck you.
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Also, this postseason has been shit.

Ten series and half of them were sweeps.

Another three of them provided just one game over the minimum.

Only two series went the distance (one a WC series), and we've only seen six more games than the minimum.

Fuck this postseason, fuck the format, and fuck you.
If you faggots in Cleveland didn't bend over for the Yankees, we might be having a different conversation.

But, here we are.
 
There's just so much crapshootidity in MLB playoffs, I think it's crazy to have a 'championship or bust' mentality.

I'll say this, in the last 28 years, the Yankees have only missed five post seasons. That's an 82% playoff ratio for nearly three decades. That's impressive.

They did nearly the same thing '36 - '64.
It is. I think it's mainly younger fans who have been spoiled that are bitching. Most older fans remember the drought between 78-96 (2 post season appearances), and the one from 62-77 (3 postseason appearances) before that.

And...
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If you faggots in Cleveland didn't bend over for the Yankees, we might be having a different conversation.

But, here we are.
That was the only real series that went the distance, dipshit.

Even if the Indians won, it would still be a shitty postseason. The only reason you like it is because that team that your root for that plays in a town that smells like someone pissed in a bucket of fried chicken is in the WS.
 
That was the only real series that went the distance, dipshit.

Even if the Indians won, it would still be a shitty postseason. The only reason you like it is because that team that your root for that plays in a town that smells like someone pissed in a bucket of fried chicken is in the WS.
A) Not true. WC round games were exciting. Phillies and Mariners both overcame large deficits late to win games in their series. Guardians and Rays played 25 innings in two games and scored 4 runs combined. Padres/Mets had the least interesting games.

Braves almost came back and won game 1 of their DS. Would have changed the series. Every game in Padres/Dodgers was won by one or two runs.

Astros had to come back from down 4 in the 8th to win game 1 of their LDS, won game 2 with a 6th inning rally, and game 3 went 18 (lulz) innings.

You guys spreading out yourn buttholes to get reamed in Game 5 of your DS was the only game that wasn't decided by 2.

Astros/Yankees had its moments, aside from Game 3. Yankees had the lead and a chance to extend the series as late as the 6th.

Phillies series was obviously the greatest thing that baseball has ever seen, and you should thank the Baseball Gods that you got to see it.

B) That's pretty specific.

Do tell.
 
A) Not true. WC round games were exciting. Phillies and Mariners both overcame large deficits late to win games in their series. Guardians and Rays played 25 innings in two games and scored 4 runs combined. Padres/Mets had the least interesting games.

Braves almost came back and won game 1 of their DS. Would have changed the series. Every game in Padres/Dodgers was won by one or two runs.

Astros had to come back from down 4 in the 8th to win game 1 of their LDS, won game 2 with a 6th inning rally, and game 3 went 18 (lulz) innings.

You guys spreading out yourn buttholes to get reamed in Game 5 of your DS was the only game that wasn't decided by 2.

Astros/Yankees had its moments, aside from Game 3. Yankees had the lead and a chance to extend the series as late as the 6th.

Phillies series was obviously the greatest thing that baseball has ever seen, and you should thank the Baseball Gods that you got to see it.

B) That's pretty specific.

Do tell.
lolz at all that. Particularly "Yankees had the lead and a chance to extend the series as late as the 6th" "hey guys, there was a brief moment during the four games when we thought the Yankees might not get swept. it was super exciting."

Only one real series has gone the distance.

Half the series have been sweeps.

Three more gave us only one game more than the minimum.

We've only seen six games more than the minimum across ten series.

We've missed out on 12 potential games.

I'm happy for you that your team is in the WS, but it's been a shitty postseason.
 
Astros had to come back from down 4 in the 8th to win game 1 of their LDS, won game 2 with a 6th inning rally, and game 3 went 18 (lulz) innings.
What’s wrong with 18 inning playoff games, bech?
 
The toxicity towards Josh Donaldson is deserved. One of the biggest douchenozzles in all of sports. the "rainmaker" is only raining salty tears anymore.
 
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