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Thank you. We owe you nothing.I don’t get off the interstate or stop there. Fuel up in Paducah and then again somewhere between St Louis and Kansas City. I ain’t spending a dime in Illinois
No problemThank you. We owe you nothing.
Humans are the scariest animals out there.
Only dog that has ever bit me in a non playful manner was my great grandma’s shih tzu. I hate those little fuckersWhen I was 12 got too close to the guard dog at a family friend's garden and it came after me. He got it off me in short order but I'm convinced it wanted to rip my leg off.
Was it a fainting goat? My grandpa used to have two of them. I loved to mess with them when I was a kidGot chased by a billy goat once. But I knew better than to ever get in the bull enclosure.
No idea what kind, it was the neighbor's animal. We used to cross his pasture to take a shortcut to our friends house.Was it a fainting goat? My grandpa used to have two of them. I loved to mess with them when I was a kid
Were you wearing a target work smock?Had a kid fall into my enclosure once in Cincinnati.
Scariest day of my life.
Had a kid fall into my enclosure once in Cincinnati.
Scariest day of my life.
Same, fam. Same.About five years ago, I took a friend’s three year son to the Cincinnati zoo. I got a little hungry and decided to get a churro. The kid was watching the gorillas, so I figured I’d leave him there while I waited for my snack. The next thing I know, I hear people screaming and turn to see the three year old hopping the fence into the gorilla enclosure.
At that point, all hell broke loose. The zookeepers were freaking out. One of the male gorillas starting picking up the kid and carrying him around, eventually taking him up a ladder. Long story short, they ended up shooting the gorilla and killing him.
Fucking kid’s parents never did pay me for babysitting that day.
Which one was the one Doobs died over?Same, fam. Same.
When I was four, my mom and I got stuck in her car as a rabid Saint Bernard tried to kill us. Stephen King made a movie about it.