Your scariest experience with an animal

[Mofo]

When I was 12 got too close to the guard dog at a family friend's garden and it came after me. He got it off me in short order but I'm convinced it wanted to rip my leg off.

Almost.

"Chopper, sic balls!"

 

[steelerssb]

"Deer total your car, moose and elk total your body."

Good advice I was once told.

FIFM

Damn autocorrect

 

[dbldwn711]

I don’t wanna talk about it…

 

[dbldwn711]

Recently, @Peter Gozintite and I had to rescue @Wild Turkey from the wrath of a guide bear. It was touch and go there for a while but in the end it was all ok.

 

[DraftNerd]

I was damn lucky not to grow up around horses. My ass surely would have been kicked.

Best I got was dipshit neighbors when I was kid with a Doberman. Rumor was that they put him through guard dog training multiple times. Truth was surely just that they were mean as fuck to him.

Never leashed, roaming their yard one quiet Sunday morning while I was pedaling back from a sleepover at a friends. I heard the snarl before I saw him and just stopped the bike. Stone still in the middle of the street. Snuck a look over at the driveway at him and he charged. Threw a leg up and he (luckily) ran into it nose first like a dumb ass.

Retreats whimpering and crying, sits back on driveway and starts growling again. Thankfully about 10 minutes later a sweet lady was coming out for church and used her car to get between us and guide me out.

So….thank you, Jesus.

 

[DraftNerd]

Recently, @Peter Gozintite and I had to rescue @Wild Turkey from the wrath of a guide bear. It was touch and go there for a while but in the end it was all ok.

That bear was ornery. Rabid, perhaps?

 

[Kburjr]

Recently, @Peter Gozintite and I had to rescue @Wild Turkey from the wrath of a guide bear. It was touch and go there for a while but in the end it was all ok.

WTH was he thinking? Turkeys are no match for Bears.

 

[beardown07]

Nobody had dogs when I was growing up. That was an extra mouth to feed, and disposable income was not a thing for our poor asses.

 

[DragonFromTo]

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Nobody had dogs when I was growing up. That was an extra mouth to feed, and disposable income was not a thing for our poor asses.

My grandpa grew up dirt poor. Like moved 18 times by the time he was 18 sharecropping dirt poor. They always had dogs for hunting.

 

[Kburjr]

Nobody had dogs when I was growing up. That was an extra mouth to feed, and disposable income was not a thing for our poor asses.

Yeah, the feed to food ratio was pretty low

 

[Knight&Day]

A squirrel went on a vicious Christmas rampage in a Welsh town, attacking 18 residents and animals

"Dare not go out of my house, as it's lurking. I'm afraid it needs shooting," one resident of Buckley, Wales, wrote in a community Facebook group.

currently.att.yahoo.com

 

[stakesarehigh]

A goat chewed on my shirt in the petting zoo. Traumatic

 

[williewilliejuan]

A goat chewed on my shirt in the petting zoo. Traumatic

Why was Tom Brady at a petting zoo?

 

[Kburjr]

A goat chewed on my shirt in the petting zoo. Traumatic

Were you wearing the shirt? Details

 

[beardown07]

Were you wearing the shirt? Details

Heavy petting zoo.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Were you wearing the shirt? Details

Yes

It frayed some. Fucked up

 

[beardown07]

I had squirrel caught under my patio furniture the other day, that I had to free, and the cocksucker made me dance like a mawfk.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I had squirrel caught under my patio furniture the other day, that I had to free, and the cocksucker made me dance like a mawfk.

Squirrels are tough little fuckers. There’s a ton of them at my parents house. Once, when I was a kid, one had gotten hit by a car and had basically flattened its whole back half. Little fucker was dragging himself through the yard by his front legs.

I figured I’d put the little guy out of his misery and grabbed a .22 rifle to kill him. I think I had to shoot the damn thing five times before he died.

 

[Wingsauce7]