Your worst nightmare has come true

[Illustrious Potentate]

Otis Kenny Rogers Chewbacca Potente

Otis Herschel Walker Cuyler Damnit Them Dawgs is Hell Don’t They Potentate

 

[huskers1217]

Oh you poor dumb bastard. LOL

This stupid motherfucker should have listened to us and kept in it dudes buttholes.

Good luck for the next 18 years.

But congrats

 

[DragonFromTo]

Otis Herschel Walker Cuyler Damnit Them Dawgs is Hell Don’t They Potentate

"Fine-- hey, good luck with the casual sex..."

 

[Voltaire]

I haven’t been completely honest as to why I’ve been so absent the last couple of months. I did have a major work project, and I did start a side business with my buddy, but I’ve also been redoing my spare bedroom and baby proofing the house.

Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy, and I’m the most scared I’ve ever been in my life. I do have a built in DD for a bit though

Congratulations … Just a little advice … babies start learning in the womb and family always comes first.

 

[outofyourmind]

Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy, and I’m the most scared I’ve ever been in my life. I do have a built in DD for a bit though

Hopefully, your woman has a lot of women folk who want to come and help, and will descend on your house.
They will get on your nerves, but trust me, it's well worth it.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Otis Herschel Walker Cuyler Damnit Them Dawgs is Hell Don’t They Potentate

Otis Dalton Pain Don't Hurt Herschel Walker Cuyler Damnit Them Dawgs is Hell Don’t They Potentate.

Or Otis Jiggle Billy Potentate.

 

[DragonFromTo]

 

[Dolemite censored]

White Lightning Jr.?

 

[Dolemite censored]

This stupid motherfucker should have listened to us and kept in it dudes buttholes.

Good luck for the next 18 years.

But congrats

18 years? No, bro. You ain't current.

Now they expect you to pay the full ride through college and/or 21 whichever comes later.

 

[williewilliejuan]

18 years? No, bro. You ain't current.

Now they expect you to pay the full ride through college and/or 21 whichever comes later.

Don’t forget grad school. I’ve got a 25 year old who’s still on the payroll.

 

[Pitman]

You went poking fun at her and she took you serious.

Congrats man

 

[RoyMunson]

you're going to love the number of overalls in your kid's wardrobe.

you guys can match.

 

[Mofo]

I haven’t been completely honest as to why I’ve been so absent the last couple of months. I did have a major work project, and I did start a side business with my buddy, but I’ve also been redoing my spare bedroom and baby proofing the house.

Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy, and I’m the most scared I’ve ever been in my life. I do have a built in DD for a bit though

Whew. It's okay, I checked and my sister is still unsullied. Worst nightmare fears averted!

 

[Kevin12773]

I’m just worried about my very spoiled dogs being jealous

Kids>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dogs

 

[RoyMunson]

Whew. It's okay, I checked and my sister is still unsullied. Worst nightmare fears averted!

how many fingers did you use to check?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I haven’t been completely honest as to why I’ve been so absent the last couple of months. I did have a major work project, and I did start a side business with my buddy, but I’ve also been redoing my spare bedroom and baby proofing the house.

Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy, and I’m the most scared I’ve ever been in my life. I do have a built in DD for a bit though

Be a supportive Uncle-brother to your gal too.

 

[Jon Deaux]

Is it April Fool's Day already???

That was yesterday.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Don’t forget grad school. I’ve got a 25 year old who’s still on the payroll.

She's not done with college, soon to be grandpa....

 

[Dolemite censored]

Kids>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dogs

Dogs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>kids.

Because you can put them down when you are done with them.

 

[Mofo]

how many fingers did you use to check?

11. Thanks, Dad!