Your worst nightmare has come true

$20 vCash says it comes out with a mullet and a PBR.
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You guys need to get your women in line. All three of my girls were born naturally with three hours of getting to the hospital.

That's because we all stretched out your wife's vag long before that...
 
Damn. All this time I was hoping this was a prank and the fucker hadn't actually reproduced and Darwin would take care of our issue. Now the world has two issues.
 
Damn. All this time I was hoping this was a prank and the fucker hadn't actually reproduced and Darwin would take care of our issue. Now the world has two issues.

I mean, it still could be. Maybe we just haven't gotten to the reveal/punch line yet.
 
Just don't let the kid drive. She's not on the the Dawgs football team, yet.
 
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