Your worst nightmare has come true

Did your lady have the little girl yet or no
 
I'm assuming the birth has happened and we won't see him for a couple more days. Baby Mama gonna be needy for a bit
 
Not to mention water softener salt!
Personally not for me. I use a place that you back into and they load up. Costs a $1 more but I will gladly pay that to only have to touch those fuckers one time. And now that my oldest is in college I gotta get em in basement which as you know, suck balls.

And that reminds me, it's time for such
 
You guys need to get your women in line. All three of my girls were born naturally with three hours of getting to the hospital.
Same my 4 kids. Didn't seem like a big deal.

Had to hurry on that last one though, i watched GT beat Miami holding my brand new boy. He was born in GT victory.

Alas....
 
And now Chewy, like all good parents, knows the true meaning of the word "fear".
 
Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy,
dinner party princess GIF by Married At First Sight Australia


Congrats!
 
Oh yeah she’s my whole world. I totally get why folks call it the terrible twos though.

Mine were all fine at 2. 3 was a whole different story. Daughter both learned tantrums at that age. Son would knock shit over and shout "I Boy!" Pretty sure my brother taught him that.

Girls are teenagers now. 16 year old just broke up with her first serious b/f of just over a year and it's been a mess and the 13 year old just got her first boyfriend. Teenage girls are a different breed man
 
Teenage girls are a different breed man
That’s what one of my good friends told right around when my daughter was born. He had five daughters before finally getting the baby boy he wanted and the oldest two are teenagers now. He pulled me aside and said that there was absolutely nothing in this world that prepared him for teenage girls.
 
That’s what one of my good friends told right around when my daughter was born. He had five daughters before finally getting the baby boy he wanted and the oldest two are teenagers now. He pulled me aside and said that there was absolutely nothing in this world that prepared him for teenage girls.
Nah. Teenage girls are easy for dads. They just suck for mom.
 
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