"You’re a Lame One, Mr. Wentz"

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You’re a lame one, Mr. Wentz
You're really athletic kitsch
You’re as fragile as a flower
You’re as brittle as a bitch, Mr. Wentz...
You’re a pair of moldy underwear with a painful rectal itch

You disappoint us, Mr. Wentz
You’re running out of tricks
Your hair is way too ginger
Your legs are like two sticks, Mr. Wentz...
I wouldn’t draft you if I had thirty-nine and a half first-round picks

You’re a quitter, Mr. Wentz
You give your fans such grief
You have the testicular fortitude of a transgender Ryan Leaf, Mr. Wentz...
Given the choice between the two of you...
I’d take the transgender Ryan Leaf

You’re a frail one, Mr. Wentz
Your knee is mangled junk
Your arm is flimsy rubber
Your mind is in a funk, Mr. Wentz...
The three words that now best describe Eagles fans
Are as follows and I quote...
“Drink, drank, drunk!”

You’re a weakling, Mr. Wentz
You’re the king of worthless stats
Your team’s a wasted train wreck full of whiny spoiled brats, Mr. Wentz...
Your fan base is an appalling dump heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
And did I mention...phenomenal asshats

You nauseate me, Mr. Wentz
With a Philly Special stench
You make viewers switch to soccer
And should’ve long been on the bench, Mr. Wentz...
You’re a limburger cheesesteak and shit sandwich...with extra-weak sauce!
 
I think it's like a Memento thing. He calls the play in the huddle, then forgets by the time he gets to the line. Tough to find the open man when you can't remember which pattern each is running.
 
RoyMunson said:
I think it's like a Memento thing. He calls the play in the huddle, then forgets by the time he gets to the line. Tough to find the open man when you can't remember which pattern each is running.
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Inquisitor said:
You’re a lame one, Mr. Wentz
You're really athletic kitsch
You’re as fragile as a flower
You’re as brittle as a bitch, Mr. Wentz...
You’re a pair of moldy underwear with a painful rectal itch

You disappoint us, Mr. Wentz
You’re running out of tricks
Your hair is way too ginger
Your legs are like two sticks, Mr. Wentz...
I wouldn’t draft you if I had thirty-nine and a half first-round picks

You’re a quitter, Mr. Wentz
You give your fans such grief
You have the testicular fortitude of a transgender Ryan Leaf, Mr. Wentz...
Given the choice between the two of you...
I’d take the transgender Ryan Leaf

You’re a frail one, Mr. Wentz
Your knee is mangled junk
Your arm is flimsy rubber
Your mind is in a funk, Mr. Wentz...
The three words that now best describe Eagles fans
Are as follows and I quote...
“Drink, drank, drunk!”

You’re a weakling, Mr. Wentz
You’re the king of worthless stats
Your team’s a wasted train wreck full of whiny spoiled brats, Mr. Wentz...
Your fan base is an appalling dump heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
And did I mention...phenomenal asshats

You nauseate me, Mr. Wentz
With a Philly Special stench
You make viewers switch to soccer
And should’ve long been on the bench, Mr. Wentz...
You’re a limburger cheesesteak and shit sandwich...with extra-weak sauce!
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Aaaannnnnnnnnnd benched
 
ill said:
Did we get our first round pick?
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Absolutely. He's played almost every snap this season, and they've played 88% of their schedule. They'd have to run plays at a pace that would give Chip Kelly a priapism in order to get below the 75% of the snaps threshold.
 
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Guy Incognito said:
Absolutely. He's played almost every snap this season, and they've played 88% of their schedule. They'd have to run plays at a pace that would give Chip Kelly a priapism in order to get below the 75% of the snaps threshold.
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Mother fucker….now I have to get rid of the image of “….Chip Kelly (with) a priapism…” lmao.
 
Yeah, Fuck the Colts...I hope they lose to the Jags in week 18 and miss the playoffs.
 
As a Colts fan, I'm still happy about the trade. Wentz isn't elite but he is a good QB worth the 21st pick in this years draft.
He gets blamed for many things that are Reichs fault. Frank needs to give up the play calling and concentrate on coaching the team. In the last Titans game, the Colts were up 1-0 and had the ball at mid field. Taylor had been running great. 3rd and 3. Reich calls for a deep pass. Incomplete. No big deal. Reich decides to go for it. Another incomplete pass. IF he knew he was going to go for it, that gives Taylor 2 downs to get 3 yards. For the game he passes 54 times and runs Taylor only 16 times. After the game he says that he didn't realize the ratio was that far off. RED FLAG!! He's the head coach, he needs to realize what is happening in the game he is coaching.
Against Tampa. The Colts held a lead at halftime. Reich decided to pass 26 times in a row even though Taylor had been running well. Of course they lost that game.
 
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