"You’re a Lame One, Mr. Wentz"

PE1 says Wentz will win multiple MVP’s

still waiting
 
Thanks to Wentz sucking, we had one of the most entertaining days of football ever.

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It's that time of year again.

And guess who's injured again?

And his team is better off because of it again.
 
Inquisitor said:
It's that time of year again.

And guess who's injured again?

And his team is better off because of it again.
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Wentz isn't currently injured
 
Inquisitor said:
You’re a lame one, Mr. Wentz
You're really athletic kitsch
You’re as fragile as a flower
You’re as brittle as a bitch, Mr. Wentz...
You’re a pair of moldy underwear with a painful rectal itch

You disappoint us, Mr. Wentz
You’re running out of tricks
Your hair is way too ginger
Your legs are like two sticks, Mr. Wentz...
I wouldn’t draft you if I had thirty-nine and a half first-round picks

You’re a quitter, Mr. Wentz
You give your fans such grief
You have the testicular fortitude of a transgender Ryan Leaf, Mr. Wentz...
Given the choice between the two of you...
I’d take the transgender Ryan Leaf

You’re a frail one, Mr. Wentz
Your knee is mangled junk
Your arm is flimsy rubber
Your mind is in a funk, Mr. Wentz...
The three words that now best describe Eagles fans
Are as follows and I quote...
“Drink, drank, drunk!”

You’re a weakling, Mr. Wentz
You’re the king of worthless stats
Your team’s a wasted train wreck full of whiny spoiled brats, Mr. Wentz...
Your fan base is an appalling dump heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
And did I mention...phenomenal asshats

You nauseate me, Mr. Wentz
With a Philly Special stench
You make viewers switch to soccer
And should’ve long been on the bench, Mr. Wentz...
You’re a limburger cheesesteak and shit sandwich...with extra-weak sauce!
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I don't care who y'are, that's funny right there.
 
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Commanders release QB Wentz after one season

The Commanders released quarterback Carson Wentz on Monday, saving $26.176 million on their salary cap.
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