Zillow gone Wild....

Peter Gozintite said:
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54 Innisbrook Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89113 | Zillow

54 Innisbrook Ave, Las Vegas NV, is a Single Family home that contains 8245 sq ft and was built in 1993.It contains 4 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms.This home last sold for $4,000,000 in April 2022. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $4,229,200, which has decreased by $94,923 in the last 30...
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cute little place
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I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would spend that kinda bread on that kinda house, and have a neighboring house within spitting distance!?

Totally retarded, IMO.
 
moxie said:
What in the entire fuck? Is it a person or a ghost? Fuck that shit. GTFO, bitch. Dis my house now!
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Dunno. It’s insane. I’ve heard of people selling houses with a dodgy roof or broken appliances. But an actual squatter. Love how the listing has to say twice that there are no photos of that level available. :LOL:
 
moxie said:
What in the entire fuck? Is it a person or a ghost? Fuck that shit. GTFO, bitch. Dis my house now!
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CRAZY that "This home has a pending offer." WHO in their right mind would want that place with that kind of stipulation??? :crazy:
 
CorpRebel said:
CRAZY that "This home has a pending offer." WHO in their right mind would want that place with that kind of stipulation??? :crazy:
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To be fair I hear advertisements where flippers are taking homes where tenants won't move etc my guess is they know the law intimately? You'd figure anyway
 
NU_FTW said:
To be fair I hear advertisements where flippers are taking homes where tenants won't move etc my guess is they know the law intimately? You'd figure anyway
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Squatters are cunts. Gtfo. Hard stop. No. Bye, bitch.
 
beardown07 said:
I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would spend that kinda bread on that kinda house, and have a neighboring house within spitting distance!?

Totally retarded, IMO.
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Not everybody wants to be a "country bumpkin"... :heh:

Seriously, tho.... I see that in coastal Florida, and a good chunk of those type of homes are at least, waterfront property, but on less than a half acre... mostly around a quarter to a third of an acre.

People down there in THOSE areas tend to keep to themselves mostly and generally don't bother each other. I mean... it's not your TYPICAL "tract home" type of residential area! Not that big of deal to them. :nod:
 
CorpRebel said:
Not everybody wants to be a "country bumpkin"... :heh:

Seriously, tho.... I see that in coastal Florida, and a good chunk of those type of homes are at least, waterfront property, but on less than a half acre... mostly around a quarter to a third of an acre.

People down there in THOSE areas tend to keep to themselves mostly and generally don't bother each other. I mean... it's not your TYPICAL "tract home" type of residential area! Not that big of deal to them. :nod:
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Nah fam...fuck that.

If I'm spending 4 mil, I don't wanna see your retarded ass, let alone smell it.
 
CorpRebel said:
Not everybody wants to be a "country bumpkin"... :heh:

Seriously, tho.... I see that in coastal Florida, and a good chunk of those type of homes are at least, waterfront property, but on less than a half acre... mostly around a quarter to a third of an acre.

People down there in THOSE areas tend to keep to themselves mostly and generally don't bother each other. I mean... it's not your TYPICAL "tract home" type of residential area! Not that big of deal to them. :nod:
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That was a lot of words to say
GO
FUCK
YOURSELF.
Per my last post, squatters are counts.
 
NU_FTW said:
What's that?
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Angry Aubrey Plaza GIF by Parks and Recreation
 
beardown07 said:
I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would spend that kinda bread on that kinda house, and have a neighboring house within spitting distance!?

Totally retarded, IMO.
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One man gathers what another man spills.

It's not my style, but the house is pretty sweet, and the way it's built and landscaped, once you're on the property, it seems like it'd be pretty hard to tell there were other places within spitting distance.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
One man gathers what another man spills.

It's not my style, but the house is pretty sweet, and the way it's built and landscaped, once you're on the property, it seems like it'd be pretty hard to tell there were other places within spitting distance.
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Til the first HOA meeting, fight, fuck or festivities.:biggrin:
 
beardown07 said:
I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would spend that kinda bread on that kinda house, and have a neighboring house within spitting distance!?

Totally retarded, IMO.
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Uber rich people have to find ways to spend money. I've got a buddy like that, CEO money. Went to his house recently for dinner and he had one device going that was a sous vide...a grill that was for peppers only, a smoker for the mushrooms and beef...and another grill for the sausages that had to be seared. 4 fucking grills and a sous vide running for a meal that fed four people. Kid is running out of shit to buy.
 
Handicappers said:
Uber rich people have to find ways to spend money. I've got a buddy like that, CEO money. Went to his house recently for dinner and he had one device going that was a sous vide...a grill that was for peppers only, a smoker for the mushrooms and beef...and another grill for the sausages that had to be seared. 4 fucking grills and a sous vide running for a meal that fed four people. Kid is running out of shit to buy.
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I get it. Spend it or tax it. I just think neighbors er gross. lulz
 
beardown07 said:
I get it. Spend it or tax it. I just think neighbors er gross. lulz
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His neighbors are definitely gross. They are pretty far away (the house) but he shares a fence line with the guy and the neighbor has about a dozen alpacas. Da fuq? In a super nice Southlake neighborhood...fucking alpacas.
 
Handicappers said:
His neighbors are definitely gross. They are pretty far away (the house) but he shares a fence line with the guy and the neighbor has about a dozen alpacas. Da fuq? In a super nice Southlake neighborhood...fucking alpacas.
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I remember when those fuckers were outrageously priced.

Bullshit economic bubble. I think that shit finally burst tho, and now they're a dime a dozen.
 
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