Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Hi Dummies! I gotta go find that friendly Daily thread, I dun did go ugly yesterday right here Under the Porch!

Clean-up on Aisle Clumsy AKA Under the Porch! It sure is satisfying to bitch sometimes though... @Parka Winning!
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Peter Gozintite said:
I did not k ow @Parka was such an avid fisherman!!!
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Oh yeah, I am a (clumsy) man of many talents! So Petey, howz about the next time ya gotta move a building, give me a shout and I Hitch-up and He-Man that garage, whatever it is, I'm ready to move something big!

Saddle up, Dummies, A Good Time Awaits! Oh the Adventure, how very exciting! I haven't done Jack Shit today!

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Parka said:
My A- Whole brother is cheaper than @Dole ver 2.0 !!! First of all, the giant goon, it's a bright sunny day yesterday but it's only 63 degrees outside and that heat miser won't turn the heat up!
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I don't blame him. Who are you to cause him an increase in heating bills?

Buy and wear a sweater and stop whining.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
I don't blame him. Who are you to cause him an increase in heating bills?

Buy and wear a sweater and stop whining.
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I know! Man, I slep in a windbreaker and everything! I don't blame 'eem neither. It's his dark, cold & dreary shack and is why I only spent two nights there... Go Big Foot! HAHAHAHAS you fuckin smart dunce! JFC!
 
Hi Friends! I have me another NEW problem. I just can't get motivated to do much of anything. I took a real nice shower and shaved and got all powdered up. I love my Powders! It has Menthol & Eucalyptus in it, it's effin Heavenly!

I'm not down in the dumps or anything but I'm in a funk from Ohio. The visits with my Mom were great. Since she's had dementia it changed her personality into a very nice person, like a child though. When I went alone were the best visits. I sat right next to her and held her hand and I would listen to anything she tried to say and I told her over and over how much I love her and she LOVED it!

Let me tell you what her other son did, the same one that 'apologized' to me. Maybe about 5 or six months ago my Mom was already all dementia ridden and she claimed she could hear music. Now me, I woulda enjoyed the 'music' with her, but not What's his Fuck!

Dopey Know-it-All Dojo argued with her about it! To me that is sickening! What kind of a person would argue with a feeble mind?

I also had my virtual yesterday with My Lady Friend from the Mental Health Dept at the Atlanta VA.

Dr. Green Been has been a huge help to me, she knew I was wound up about Ohio and she really helps me deal with anything. Now listen friends, sometimes I joke about having a romantic relationship with Dr. Green Been but like many if not most of us, I Joke to Cope.

On the other Hand, if Bunny doesn't get with the program, I may change my mind as I'm apt to do and pursue Haggie instead!

I have a big task to tackle with my aquarium and I keep putting it off. I want to use that new pond filter instead of the sponge I'm using now. The thing is, the sponge seems to be A-Okay and it's sorta like, don't fix what isn't broke. But it's a HOBBY, not some practical thing... ah crap!
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That's the filter on that white chair.
 
Before I go picture cropping let me remind all, I will be hosting the next Crew meeting Under the Porch!

It will be like watching C-SPAN, all yin pours are in for a real treat!
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Parka said:
Hi Friends! I have me another NEW problem. I just can't get motivated to do much of anything. I took a real nice shower and shaved and got all powdered up. I love my Powders! It has Menthol & Eucalyptus in it, it's effin Heavenly!

I'm not down in the dumps or anything but I'm in a funk from Ohio. The visits with my Mom were great. Since she's had dementia it changed her personality into a very nice person, like a child though. When I went alone were the best visits. I sat right next to her and held her hand and I would listen to anything she tried to say and I told her over and over how much I love her and she LOVED it!

Let me tell you what her other son did, the same one that 'apologized' to me. Maybe about 5 or six months ago my Mom was already all dementia ridden and she claimed she could hear music. Now me, I woulda enjoyed the 'music' with her, but not What's his Fuck!

Dopey Know-it-All Dojo argued with her about it! To me that is sickening! What kind of a person would argue with a feeble mind?

I also had my virtual yesterday with My Lady Friend from the Mental Health Dept at the Atlanta VA.

Dr. Green Been has been a huge help to me, she knew I was wound up about Ohio and she really helps me deal with anything. Now listen friends, sometimes I joke about having a romantic relationship with Dr. Green Been but like many if not most of us, I Joke to Cope.

On the other Hand, if Bunny doesn't get with the program, I may change my mind as I'm apt to do and pursue Haggie instead!

I have a big task to tackle with my aquarium and I keep putting it off. I want to use that new pond filter instead of the sponge I'm using now. The thing is, the sponge seems to be A-Okay and it's sorta like, don't fix what isn't broke. But it's a HOBBY, not some practical thing... ah crap!
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reminds me of when my middle starts arguing with my youngest, drives me absolutely crazy because it doestn matter and he doesnt know any better so just let it go and have fun instead of being such a lil turd who just has to be right!!! im constantly yellin at him to stop arguing and whinin tellin em it wont change anything that has happened or will happen so it isnt worth being a shit head about it.

though my middle is only 8 so he has more of an excuse to argue with those who dont know better
 
I forgot to log off last night, I AM an older Gentleman after all... (hehehehe!) I want to seek out the Daily thread and see how erry body is doing today. I'm still feeling the funk of Ohio, that 'apology' from my ASS HOLE bro, it was NOT wanted, and when I saw I had a text from him, I was like, 'ah fuck, now what? '

Full Disclosure on my 'Response', Even though I kep it jolly and somewhat light, my 'acceptance' of Ass Hole's 'apology' was just as insincere as his apology was.

Bunny helped me compose the response. Not so much the words, but the attitude. I wanted to go off on him because that was no apology at all, instead it was a challenge to fight and then he wrote a book airing his "assumed" , his word, grievances.

My Mom is still with us! And I won't be going back up for the funeral. Ass Hole plans on having the wake at his house. My twin bro Petey, (not my other brother Petey G.) he's going up and I'm hoping he stops by to see me & Bunny, the two of them really admire and respect each other and I'm really very glad for that, it can help MEEE win back My Bunny!

And I still need to unpack what happened with my Host Family, Amantha & Random... Crap Crappington!
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So my fish tank, now that's something I enjoy! I think I might just go ahead and return that square pond filter because as I mentioned earlier, that sponge is working quite well as a pre-filter.
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The pump is hidden behind that pot on the right but that is a good view of the sponge pre-filter. I put a bunch (ten) of toy plastic fish in there and one of them got sucked up to the sponge. All the rest of them got tangled up in the floating plants and are out of sight.
 
Today the PROBLEM is, my garage door opener won't open. When I pressed the button all kinds of nasty noises happen and the door does NOT respond! My garage door is unresponsive, whatever Shall I do?

Because I wanted to return that pond filter (48 bucks) to the UPS store on @Parka 's Power Wheels. And more than likely, if I do get that door open, my Inner Junkie will make Demands to continue the trek to the Vape Store for a fresh Delta 8 cartridge. My Inner Junkie has no concept of thrift or economic decisions...
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Parka said:
Today the PROBLEM is, my garage door opener won't open. When I pressed the button all kinds of nasty noises happen and the door does NOT respond! My garage door is unresponsive, whatever Shall I do?

Because I wanted to return that pond filter (48 bucks) to the UPS store on @Parka 's Power Wheels. And more than likely, if I do get that door open, my Inner Junkie will make Demands to continue the trek to the Vape Store for a fresh Delta 8 cartridge. My Inner Junkie has no concept of thrift or economic decisions...
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If you look around, do you see the spring damaged, or cables hanging from the sides? Might be the motor itself.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
If you look around, do you see the spring damaged, or cables hanging from the sides? Might be the motor itself. have
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I haven't looked yet. I'm pretty good fixing things but this of course is a tough one because I'm not 8 feet tall!

Hey Pete, remember when you tole that story about some un-invited A-Whole showed up at one of your parties and was telling you how to do things, things that you have a handle on? It is a possibility that you met my A-whole Bro Joe! Because he does that sort of thing.

Ya know what else Pete? All this Crew Re-Crewting has weighed heavy on me, I think we should gather the Crew and go on a Crew Vacation!
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Parka said:
I haven't looked yet. I'm pretty good fixing things but this of course is a tough one because I'm not 8 feet tall!

Hey Pete, remember when you tole that story about some un-invited A-Whole showed up at one of your parties and was telling you how to do things, things that you have a handle on? It is a possibility that you met my A-whole Bro Joe! Because he does that sort of thing.

Ya know what else Pete? All this Crew Re-Crewting has weighed heavy on me, I think we should gather the Crew and go on a Crew Vacation!
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Season 1 Flirting GIF by Now Apocalypse
Schitts Creek Comedy GIF by CBC
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Parka said:
Hi Friends! I have me another NEW problem. I just can't get motivated to do much of anything. I took a real nice shower and shaved and got all powdered up. I love my Powders! It has Menthol & Eucalyptus in it, it's effin Heavenly!

I'm not down in the dumps or anything but I'm in a funk from Ohio. The visits with my Mom were great. Since she's had dementia it changed her personality into a very nice person, like a child though. When I went alone were the best visits. I sat right next to her and held her hand and I would listen to anything she tried to say and I told her over and over how much I love her and she LOVED it!

Let me tell you what her other son did, the same one that 'apologized' to me. Maybe about 5 or six months ago my Mom was already all dementia ridden and she claimed she could hear music. Now me, I woulda enjoyed the 'music' with her, but not What's his Fuck!

Dopey Know-it-All Dojo argued with her about it! To me that is sickening! What kind of a person would argue with a feeble mind?

I also had my virtual yesterday with My Lady Friend from the Mental Health Dept at the Atlanta VA.

Dr. Green Been has been a huge help to me, she knew I was wound up about Ohio and she really helps me deal with anything. Now listen friends, sometimes I joke about having a romantic relationship with Dr. Green Been but like many if not most of us, I Joke to Cope.

On the other Hand, if Bunny doesn't get with the program, I may change my mind as I'm apt to do and pursue Haggie instead!

I have a big task to tackle with my aquarium and I keep putting it off. I want to use that new pond filter instead of the sponge I'm using now. The thing is, the sponge seems to be A-Okay and it's sorta like, don't fix what isn't broke. But it's a HOBBY, not some practical thing... ah crap!
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That's the filter on that white chair.
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aquarium looks kick ass. does the guide bear sleep in the bottom ?
 
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