Top 5 wuss rock bands

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It's a mindfuck to have loved a band so much and then now hate them so much. I feel betrayed.

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Don't even get me started on Metallica. I have a true and abiding love/hate relationship with them.

Growing up, to say I was obsessed with Metallica's music is putting it mildly. As much as I like Kill 'Em All and love, love, love Master of Puppets and Ride the Lighting ("Guilty as charged, but dammit. it ain't right!"), if I had to go to a deserted island and could only take three albums, ...And Justice For All would be one of them (and I'd take the amateur remaster the bass player did with actual, you know, bass).

I've told this story but I remember the first time my buddy Geoff and I heard the black album debuted on 103 WKDF in Nashville, we were standing in the car stereo section of a Walmart because we thought we could get the best sound there. At the end we stood there dumbfounded. "WTF did we just hear? Who was that because that could NOT have been Metallica." And that was only the start of horrible music, commercialized bullshit, douchebaggery from James with his stupid little cuffed jeans, black boots, white tshirts, rockabilly hair, hot rods and Lars being the bleach-blonde crewcut superior dickhead and Kirk's silly little painted black fingernails and playing Les Pauls on stage. What a fucking joke. And Trujillo and his East LA shorts-down-to-his-ankles cholo bullshit look and crab walking all over the stage.

This, my friends, is NOT Metallica...

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The sight of that band makes me sick to my stomach.

Want to hate Metallica forever? Watch the documentary and you'll see what James is really made of, cowering to Lars like a pathetic little bitch and having to have some talking head psychiatrist in the room at all times or he'll shatter like the little bitch he is.

FUCK METALLICA

Meanwhile Mustaine has stayed true to himself, the music, his fans, his family and is happy, healthy, cranking out top-shelf shit, living an amazing life in rural Tennessee away from the California bullshit and doing better than ever.
I live in the SF Bay Area lol. 1982 SF was ground zero for thrash though. I was 21 in 1982 so saw a lot of this in local clubs then. Dave had cancer last year I heard. But you nailed Metallica 100% here.
 
And according to Mustaine, James puked all over himself from stage fright the first time they performed for an audience.

I never bought them firing Mustaine for being a drunk, they were after all known as Alcohollica. I'm of the belief it's because
he didn't kowtow to or put up with Lars' bullshit.
Metallica would not have gone down this road if maybe Cliff hadn’t died?
 
It’d sure be interesting to know but you’ll never convince me that Lars abusing bass players is good for the music.
Him and James really fucked over Jason. Jason should have stayed in Flotsam and Jetsam. Lars no doubt the biggest dick in metal history.
 
Him and James really fucked over Jason. Jason should have stayed in Flotsam and Jetsam. Lars no doubt the biggest dick in metal history.
had this on vinyl. Jason rips on this. This is what I thought I would hear on Justice.

 
They've got some cool songs that I like, but I've never considered myself much of a fan.

They're like Foo Fighters in that regard.
I’ve recently gotten into their stuff from the 80’s and I like it pretty good. Before then, I pretty much only knew for Enter Sandman, Fuel and Nothing Else Matters and I don’t like any of those
 
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