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williewilliejuan said:
When I left a job in 2004, one of my employees (who apparently didn’t know me very well) gave me a bottle of Patron tequila as a going-away present. I bring that sucker out at parties, but I still have some of that bottle left.
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Patron Silver is exquisite.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Whoa ... I just got the weirdest email.

It's from this absolute fucking bitch with whom I've refused to speak for over a decade.
She can rot.
The email is all ... how are you - checking in - need a favor, please get back to me asap.

Were it not for the fact it's her email address - I remember it (I hate the random shit my mind keeps - I wish I could Men in Black flashy-thing it every few years just to clear it of all the useless information in there) - I'd think it some spoof email. I'm still going to treat it like it is. At the same time, it is slightly tempting to respond with something like ...

Are you fucking high?
Please tell me you're fucking high, or you got more injections in your face (which don't help) and it fucked up your brain even more than it already was.
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PM me her email so I can sign her up for all kinds of spam emails
 
williewilliejuan said:
When I left a job in 2004, one of my employees (who apparently didn’t know me very well) gave me a bottle of Patron tequila as a going-away present. I bring that sucker out at parties, but I still have some of that bottle left.
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18 year old bottle of patron that no one will drink??
:yadiw:
 
williewilliejuan said:
Tequila and I had a falling-out in the early ‘90s and haven’t been on speaking terms since. I try to get rid of that shit every time I have a party, but thus far have been unsuccessful. In fact, in each of the last two parties I have thrown I have inherited another half-empty bottle of tequila.
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You should try the ones with the toasted worm in the bottle...

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Patron Silver is exquisite.
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This one is gold, and there’s about an inch or so left in the bottle. I now also have bottles of Casa Dragones and El Padrino, each of which also have about an inch or so left. I have no idea where the latter two came from. They were just at my house when I cleaned up afterward.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Tequila and I had a falling-out in the early ‘90s and haven’t been on speaking terms since. I try to get rid of that shit every time I have a party, but thus far have been unsuccessful. In fact, in each of the last two parties I have thrown I have inherited another half-empty bottle of tequila.
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same except late 90's was the first time i ever got alcohol poisoning lol i felt like ass stupid 16 year old me chugging the shit was dumb
 
NU_FTW said:
welp we bought it lol bough a whole slew of liquor that will sit around forever lol. got some jim beams for 5 bucks a bottle got that one for 10 got a cognac for 10 i forget what, ive had a bottle of gentleman jack that i offer to company (usually brother) and my wife steals every now and then ive had that since last november lol and still have a good bit left this shit is going ot last til 2200
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Dang

We don't even have walmarts here, and if we did, they wouldn't be allowed to sell liquor
 
williewilliejuan said:
Tequila and I had a falling-out in the early ‘90s and haven’t been on speaking terms since. I try to get rid of that shit every time I have a party, but thus far have been unsuccessful. In fact, in each of the last two parties I have thrown I have inherited another half-empty bottle of tequila.
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If tequila was the only boose left on earth, Id be stone sober.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Whoa ... I just got the weirdest email.

It's from this absolute fucking bitch with whom I've refused to speak for over a decade.
She can rot.
The email is all ... how are you - checking in - need a favor, please get back to me asap.

Were it not for the fact it's her email address - I remember it (I hate the random shit my mind keeps - I wish I could Men in Black flashy-thing it every few years just to clear it of all the useless information in there) - I'd think it some spoof email. I'm still going to treat it like it is. At the same time, it is slightly tempting to respond with something like ...

Are you fucking high?
Please tell me you're fucking high, or you got more injections in your face (which don't help) and it fucked up your brain even more than it already was.
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Scam. Her email probably got hacked.
 
williewilliejuan said:
This one is gold, and there’s about an inch or so left in the bottle. I now also have bottles of Casa Dragones and El Padrino, each of which also have about an inch or so left. I have no idea where the latter two came from. They were just at my house when I cleaned up afterward.
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Throw them out.
 
NU_FTW said:
same except late 90's was the first time i ever got alcohol poisoning lol i felt like ass stupid 16 year old me chugging the shit was dumb
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I was probably around 20 at the time. Last day of finals for my junior year of college. I was supposed to drive up to my parents house the following day, but I was unable to do so. Same with the next day. I think I finally made the drive about three days later.
 
Tequila and Mezcal are related.

Tequila is distilled exclusively from the Blue Agave plant.

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Mezcal is distilled from the other types of Agave plant, not Blue Agave.

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Inquisitor said:
Could be a money scam.

Even if it's not you can treat it that way.
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MagicTaco said:
Scam. Her email probably got hacked.
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Lemme put it to you this way, I was so shocked to see her name in my inbox, I treated it like a scam from the outset.
I didn't even open it the regular way to read it, but did what I do with any email I find even remotely questionable, I right click and scroll to "view raw message."
 
NU_FTW said:
you cant buy liquor at grocery stores?
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Nope. NYS law. Liquor and wine have to be sold at licensed stores. Beer can be sold at grocery and convenience stores. Costco cannot sell liquor here, either, so they have a separate store next to it that's just booze.

At least we're not pennsylvania, they have even more cocktarded alcohol laws
 
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