tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Center Ice]

I'm still chuckling at this one. Best jersey ever........

 

[Hu War Yu]

That's...

Huh.

 

[Center Ice]

That's...

Huh.

That one's for @Dole ver 2.0

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Am i supposed to have dividends paid out or reinvested? It's peanuts, but it should go somewhere with purpose, right?

Bitcoin

 

[williewilliejuan]

That's...

Huh.

Shapan’s fake vintage ads are often modeled after genuine vintage ads. In this case, the artist took an advertisement for Kraft Margarine that was published in British newspapers circa 1955, and transformed it into an advertisement for “Dickman’s Horsefat Spread.”

 

[huskers1217]

Am i supposed to have dividends paid out or reinvested? It's peanuts, but it should go somewhere with purpose, right?

if you aren't struggling..just reinvest them

 

[huskers1217]

Bitcoin

onlyfans

 

[steelerssb]

Am i supposed to have dividends paid out or reinvested? It's peanuts, but it should go somewhere with purpose, right?

You're supposed to do your time card

 

[huskers1217]

You're supposed to do your time card

no today was payday. she already sent me my venmo payment so i would be nice to her for the next 2 weeks.

thank you @moxie

 

[moxie]

You're supposed to do your time card

FUCK! I came here earlier to tell you motherfuckers that I don't have to do one this week because a bitch got paid today but then I got distracted and forgot

 

[huskers1217]

i have a running nose. is it Covid or just a runny nose. Ill never know.

 

[moxie]

Shapan’s fake vintage ads are often modeled after genuine vintage ads. In this case, the artist took an advertisement for Kraft Margarine that was published in British newspapers circa 1955, and transformed it into an advertisement for “Dickman’s Horsefat Spread.”

thank gawd! that was scary! what about this one?

 

[NU_WTF?]

i have a running nose. is it Covid or just a runny nose. Ill never know.

Allergies fool!! Take some pseudoephedrine and Mucinex DM and you're golden

 

[moxie]

i have a running nose. is it Covid or just a runny nose. Ill never know.

Where's it running to?

 

[CorpRebel]

Am i supposed to have dividends paid out or reinvested? It's peanuts, but it should go somewhere with purpose, right?

 

[steelerssb]

California is too damn hot

 

[Inquisitor]

well. she kinda started it. i went outside and said good morning to the plants ("hello, little babies") and she comes trotting out and I tell her "I wasn't talking to you, fat ass". she turns around and gives me a real "fuck you" look. Just stands there, looking over her shoulder, full of vitriol. So I snatch her up and hold her like a baby and start to tickle her tummy. I can feel her tensing up, so I start to do it more, then she gets super growly, baring her teeth and clutching my hand with all four of her paws. And this makes me laugh my ass off, so i do it more and rub my face in hers to see if she'll snap, but she doesn't. So then I let her calm down and lay her on her back on the couch where i start to tickle her again. She gets so mad! She starts growling again, showing her teeth and just makes herself into a little scrunched ball. I pulled her forward by her arms and let her go and she just plopped back on the couch, still a pissed and growling little ball, then runs off, making this hilarious growl that's like - i don't know how to describe it. She's mental

OIC*






























* - Owner-Induced Condition

 

[gobigred]

Your username was last changed on Sep 1, 2022 at 1:36 PM. You may next change your username on or after Oct 1, 2022.

October 1st: Scott Frost’s last game as Nebraska coach

 

[Inquisitor]

October 1st: Scott Frost’s last game as Nebraska coach

You mean you guys still have to wait another month?

 

[NU_WTF?]

You mean you guys still have to wait another month?

Buyout halves on the 1st of October