tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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HammerDown said:
Me strutting into the pf after a self-imposed six month ban.

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Me five minutes later.

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its been pretty boring lately, aside from the ralphie meltdown en sech
 
moxie said:
@NU_WTF? heres that fuckin blondie! I risked my life for this- my armpits are still itchy over it :shocked:

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OOh thats a good one! You should see the wolf spiders that we get around here, things are hairy and YUGE (wolf spiders are common all over but i swear i get more out here near the country than i did when i was closer to mid town)
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NU_WTF? said:
OOh thats a good one! You should see the wolf spiders that we get around here, things are hairy and YUGE (wolf spiders are common all over but i swear i get more out here near the country than i did when i was closer to mid town)
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Imagine the splooge & crunch of guts when you stomp those motherfuckers out! I got one that was just a little too big for my liking in the house the other day (i'll generally leave daddy longlegseseses alone unless they're all up in my cookies) and he crunched good!
 
moxie said:
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Imagine the splooge & crunch of guts when you stomp those motherfuckers out! I got one that was just a little too big for my liking in the house the other day (i'll generally leave daddy longlegseseses alone unless they're all up in my cookies) and he crunched good!
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Yea they are the most common, always gotta keep an eye out for the brown recluses tho, my daughter is notorious for keeping her clothes on the floor in her closet and in her bathroom and i constantly tell her thats where spiders like to hide, especially this time of year when the sun starts going down sooner they get triggered to look for wintering places
 
NU_WTF? said:
Yea they are the most common, always gotta keep an eye out for the brown recluses tho, my daughter is notorious for keeping her clothes on the floor in her closet and in her bathroom and i constantly tell her thats where spiders like to hide, especially this time of year when the sun starts going down sooner they get triggered to look for wintering places
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That's not true, is it?? i'm fooked.
 
moxie said:
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That's not true, is it?? i'm fooked.
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whats not true? spiders coming indoors as the sun spends less time in the sky or spiders (especially wolf and brown recluse) liking hiding in clutter/clothes/trash/messes that go undisturbed for days/weeks?
 
Where's Hu? I need him to go slap a bitch for me.
Yesterday:
Boss & Dude: Hey - can you please get us a meeting next week? And then another with Curly & Moe after that?
Moi: Yep, I'll email Dude's admin now and get it set up.
<clickety clack>
Dear Chicka- need time with yer boss next week - here's what I have available. After that, we'll need another one in person w/Curly & Moe, but we can all get on a call to hash it out.
<crickets>
6:13 am today
Chicka: <forwarding an email from 7/19/22 that was requesting an august meeting> Looks like this fell off! Would you mind letting me know what works for your boss in the coming weeks and I'll be sure to send a planner this time.
Moi: :what: GM! You're all good w/this one. They ended up meeting on 8/8. They've asked for another one, email attached. (my email included availability for next week)
Chicka: Sounds great! Do you know if we're targeting next week for this second meeting?
Moi: :mad2: Yes, they want time in the next week or so. Here's the availability I sent over (AL-FUCKING-READY!!!)
Dude: +Chicka for scheduling next week's meeting
Chicka: Apologies for the multiple emails on this, I was a bit confused (YA THINK?!). Here's Dude's availability for next week, let me know if these times work.
Moi: :faint:

JESUS FUCK! I already sent them to you THREE FUCKING TIMES!!

S'ober is just not going to happen.
 
moxie said:
Where's Hu? I need him to go slap a bitch for me.
Yesterday:
Boss & Dude: Hey - can you please get us a meeting next week? And then another with Curly & Moe after that?
Moi: Yep, I'll email Dude's admin now and get it set up.
<clickety clack>
Dear Chicka- need time with yer boss next week - here's what I have available. After that, we'll need another one in person w/Curly & Moe, but we can all get on a call to hash it out.
<crickets>
6:13 am today
Chicka: <forwarding an email from 7/19/22 that was requesting an august meeting> Looks like this fell off! Would you mind letting me know what works for your boss in the coming weeks and I'll be sure to send a planner this time.
Moi: :what: GM! You're all good w/this one. They ended up meeting on 8/8. They've asked for another one, email attached. (my email included availability for next week)
Chicka: Sounds great! Do you know if we're targeting next week for this second meeting?
Moi: :mad2: Yes, they want time in the next week or so. Here's the availability I sent over (AL-FUCKING-READY!!!)
Dude: +Chicka for scheduling next week's meeting
Chicka: Apologies for the multiple emails on this, I was a bit confused (YA THINK?!). Here's Dude's availability for next week, let me know if these times work.
Moi: :faint:

JESUS FUCK! I already sent them to you THREE FUCKING TIMES!!

S'ober is just not going to happen.
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cliffs?
 
NU_WTF? said:
whats not true? spiders coming indoors as the sun spends less time in the sky or spiders (especially wolf and brown recluse) liking hiding in clutter/clothes/trash/messes that go undisturbed for days/weeks?
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That they hide in clothes! But now you put the qualifier of "weeks" so I think I'm good. We're talking multiple weeks, yeah? Not one or two? Asking for a friend.
 
moxie said:
That they hide in clothes! But now you put the qualifier of "weeks" so I think I'm good. We're talking multiple weeks, yeah? Not one or two? Asking for a friend.
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days even, especially as they are moving in and dont know the area. weeks is more ideal for them obviously the more undisturbed the better, but they will jump into a pile of clothes not knowing how long its been there. Sorry to burst your bubble
 
NU_WTF? said:
you give em all bad ratings so you could avoid givin em a raise?
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moxie said:
So how’d I do? Gettin’ a raise or what?
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This is one of the great things about my job: 98% of our funding is contracted government, so wage increases are tied to contract increases.

They never do any contract increases.
 
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