Oriental drivers

Sixteen Candles highlighted this fact back in the 80’s:

 
It should be noted they can’t ride bicycles very well either as I typical saw at least one crash a month while at Auburn.

They are very nice when you help them up and are bleeding.
 
Wild Turkey said:
It should be noted they can’t ride bicycles very well either as I typical saw at least one crash a month while at Auburn.

They are very nice when you help them up and are bleeding.
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Every Vietnamese person I’ve ever been around has been a damn good gambler. Good poker players, good at side bets and table games, but probably 7 years ago me and a few of my poker buddies went up to Cherokee to in the WSOP qualifier tournaments, one of the Vietnamese guys went with us. We hadn’t even signed up for the tournaments yet when the Vietnamese guy calls the guy that runs out cash game that drove us all up there saying he’s playing Baccarat with former WSOP main event winner Jamie Gold.

We get down there, and the guy he’s talking about is 20 years older and 100 pounds heavier than Jamie Gold and we all agreed that it’s highly unlikely Jamie Gold has ever been in the casino in Cherokee, NC
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Every Vietnamese person I’ve ever been around has been a damn good gambler
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I worked with Chinese people every day for 12 years in the downtown LA garment district and made good friends with a few of the Americanized ones.

The younger men were all obsessed with the Lakers and never stopped trying to get me to bet on them.

Also, the best pussy I've ever had in my life was from an Oriental girl. No words to describe it. Pussy made of pure, sweet Laotian heaven.
 
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HammerDown said:
I worked with Chinese people every day for 12 years in the downtown LA garment district and made good friends with a few of the Americanized ones.

The younger men were all obsessed with the Lakers and never stopped trying to get me to bet on them.

Also, the best pussy I've ever had in my life was from an Oriental girl. No words to describe it. Pussy made of Laotian heaven.
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Around here, you literally only see Asian people at poker games, casinos and Asian restaurants. I guess they just keep to themselves, because I didn’t go to school with any, you never see any shopping or anything, just at the poker game or the Chinese restaurant
 
HammerDown said:
An Italian, a Scot, and an Oriental are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping."

To the Scot he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."

And to the Chinee he says, "You're in charge of supplies."

The foreman goes away for a couple of hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

He replies "I no hava no broom, you saida to the Chinese guy that he wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."

The foreman turns to the Scot and says, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."

He replied, "Aye, ye did lad, but ah couldnae git masel' a shuvl! Ye left thon wee Chinee mannie in charge of supplies, bit ah couldnae fin' him anywhere."

The foreman angrily storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Oriental. As he approaches the mound, he jumps out from behind the sand and yells…

"SUPPLIES!"
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I love that joke
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Around here, you literally only see Asian people at poker games, casinos and Asian restaurants. I guess they just keep to themselves, because I didn’t go to school with any, you never see any shopping or anything, just at the poker game or the Chinese restaurant
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Yeah, no reason that an Oriental person would have to go to Georgia unless it's a casino, working in a restaurant or denying an American kid a spot at a state university.
 
HammerDown said:
Yeah, no reason that an Oriental person would have to go to Georgia unless it's a casino, working in a restaurant or denying an American kid a spot at a state university.
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There’s no casinos in Georgia, but you always see a bunch in the casinos in the NC mountains(Cherokee and Murphy) and there’s not many living around there either

Most of them own nail salons. But the poker game I go to has two tables that seat 9 players each. If both are full, of the 18 players, at least 7 are usually Asian, and the best dealer that comes there is Vietnamese. A really cool dude. He’s an airplane mechanic
 
HammerDown said:
I worked with Chinese people every day for 12 years in the downtown LA garment district and made good friends with a few of the Americanized ones.

The younger men were all obsessed with the Lakers and never stopped trying to get me to bet on them.

Also, the best pussy I've ever had in my life was from an Oriental girl. No words to describe it. Pussy made of pure, sweet Laotian heaven.
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HammerDown said:
I worked with Chinese people every day for 12 years in the downtown LA garment district and made good friends with a few of the Americanized ones.

The younger men were all obsessed with the Lakers and never stopped trying to get me to bet on them.

Also, the best pussy I've ever had in my life was from an Oriental girl. No words to describe it. Pussy made of pure, sweet Laotian heaven.
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Cyder is that you???
 
This thread is rude AF.


Not one single mention of shitty women drivers. Fuck you guise. As soon as I pick my car up from the mechanic, I’m going to hit a curb.

Buckle Up Caitlyn Jenner GIF by South Park
 
moxie said:
This thread is rude AF.


Not one single mention of shitty women drivers. Fuck you guise. As soon as I pick my car up from the mechanic, I’m going to hit a curb.

Buckle Up Caitlyn Jenner GIF by South Park
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There's even an Asian :wink:

 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Every Vietnamese person I’ve ever been around has been a damn good gambler. Good poker players, good at side bets and table games, but probably 7 years ago me and a few of my poker buddies went up to Cherokee to in the WSOP qualifier tournaments, one of the Vietnamese guys went with us. We hadn’t even signed up for the tournaments yet when the Vietnamese guy calls the guy that runs out cash game that drove us all up there saying he’s playing Baccarat with former WSOP main event winner Jamie Gold.

We get down there, and the guy he’s talking about is 20 years older and 100 pounds heavier than Jamie Gold and we all agreed that it’s highly unlikely Jamie Gold has ever been in the casino in Cherokee, NC
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They covered this as a running joke on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia


 
True story: A stubby Asian guy with thick glasses administered my then-16-year-old son's road test for his license. When my son met me in the DMV after his test, I whispered to him "so... did you teach him how to drive?"
 
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