tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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The most bored person on the planet will straighten right the fuck up and get twitterpated when a fish is on.
 
I'm pretty much the opposite; I love to "fish," but don't like to be bothered with the catching part. The whole point for me is to relax and enjoy some quiet. And a beer.

When I was younger there was no better feeling than reeling in a catch...because I had not experienced sex yet.
Lol.

I don't really care for wait fishing. Sitting in a boat with yer shit just hanging there waiting for the off chance that a fish swims by it.

I like to pursue them.

If I am wading a river, I will hike my fucking ass off in chase.


Bout the only time I drink and fish is when floating. Which is most of the time anymore.:nutswinger:
 
I went to a local lake last weekend and caught a rusty old lure. Guess that was my reward for losing 3 :laugh:
Jelly. In fact this whole conversation is kinda making my butthole twitch. It's full-fledged winter here, but not enough for ice fishing yet.

Had an awesome Fall of fishing this year. :pout:
 
Jelly. In fact this whole conversation is kinda making my butthole twitch. It's full-fledged winter here, but not enough for ice fishing yet.

Had an awesome Fall of fishing this year. :pout:
I am so super looking forward to my trip at the end of the month. But I definitely will be bummed if I don't catch anything. But if I do...

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I can see chunks of several checks going towards my new hobby :laugh:
 
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This was my last good catch of the year. Ain't she perty?
 
I'm pretty much the opposite; I love to "fish," but don't like to be bothered with the catching part. The whole point for me is to relax and enjoy some quiet. And a beer.

When I was younger there was no better feeling than reeling in a catch...because I had not experienced sex yet.

this. its fun to watch the kids catch a fish from the other side of the lake...but i like to chill and watch
 
I should say, ain't he handsome, as I'm pretty sure that's a male.
 
Trout is trash fish brah. Catfish. Crappie. Bluegill/bream, striper and gar are your good eating fish
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Snooze fest to catch bruh. I live in NW Montana. I don't know if ya know, but it's cold here. So is the water.
 
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Snooze fest to catch bruh.
People use trout as bait to catch striper, brah, and I’m sure true gar would eat em too, but the best way to catch a gar to to whack it in the head with a old cloth mop so it gets its teeth tangled when it attacks
 
I once caught a 7 pound catfish on a chunk of hotdog bun, wetted and squished into a ball over a treble hook. lulz
 
People use trout as bait to catch striper, brah, and I’m sure true gar would eat em too, but the best way to catch a gar to to whack it in the head with a old cloth mop so it gets its teeth tangled when it attacks
I should say snooze fest to fish for. Catching is always fun.

Any tard can catch fish with live bait doe.
 
I should say snooze fest to fish for. Catching is always fun.

Any tard can catch fish with live bait doe.
You’d hate my cat fishing trips on the river. Head upstream in the boat and tie a bunch of lines to tree branches and bait em up with talbi worms and cut bait, and check em every few hours.

You’d love my crappie fishing trips though. Grub lures and a sunken tree and you can catch em all day
 
You’d hate my cat fishing trips on the river. Head upstream in the boat and tie a bunch of lines to tree branches and bait em up with talbi worms and cut bait, and check em every few hours.

You’d love my crappie fishing trips though. Grub lures and a sunken tree and you can catch em all day
Agreed.

Listen, I don't mind trot lines en sech, if I'm looking for dinner. But yes, I find actively pursuing them much more fun.
 
Oh chewy...calls trout trash fish, and then lists a bunch of fish that literally eat trash. :lol:
The catfish, striper and gar are usually gonna be the top predators of their body of water. The panfish and crappie don’t eat trash
 
The catfish, striper and gar are usually gonna be the top predators of their body of water. The panfish and crappie don’t eat trash
Once drunkenly left a stringer full of cats tied to the boat.

By morning there was nothing left but a couple of head and spines. The stripers had stripped that shit clean. These were good-sized cats too!
 
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