Commercials that SUCK...

Orlando_Eagles said:


Ok….many times commercials spark my marketing schooling and get me on a rant. Roughly half the time I can make a cogent argument either for or against what they are trying to clearly communicate with the commercial.

This one is a huge against. My immediate take away….IKEA now sells Arnold Schwarzenegger size robotic nanny bears, in which case I will take two, I don’t care the costs. Anything short of that is a giant fail.

If you’ve watched this enough previously ask yourself this….do you remember any furniture from this ad?

The only take away is they sell muscular nanny bears now. Nothing else would make sense. What a piss poor commercial.
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I don't know what they are trying to peddle, but fuck them bears if they ain't putting the furniture together.
 
moxie said:
I don't know what they are trying to peddle, but fuck them bears if they ain't putting the furniture together.
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Fuck that. Those bastards are carrying kids to bed and tucking them in. I can figure out the damn furniture assembly, just attend to those little fuckers…..lol
 
This......:



I hated that zshow as a kid,mostly cause of JJ Walker being as annoying as fuck,and here it is 45-50 years later and Im still hearing his annoying voice.......
 
Wood20ks said:
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I hated that zshow as a kid,mostly cause of JJ Walker being as annoying as fuck,and here it is 45-50 years later and Im still hearing his annoying voice.......
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My wife REALLY hates that commercial.
 
I've never got that whole "Miller Lite has one more calorie" shit.

Is there a guy with a syringe adding in calories one by one or something?

Does the calories fairy stop by every can/bottle?
 
Saw the Liberty Mutual Commercial in the carwash today for first time. Funny stuff.....

 
Wendy's would really have us believe people in their 40s are having the time of their lives working in fast food.
 
steelerssb said:
Wendy's would really have us believe people in their 40s are having the time of their lives working in fast food.
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They could be right. Because if you’re in your 40’s and working a fast food job, chances are your life hasn’t been a picnic.
 
williewilliejuan said:
They could be right. Because if you’re in your 40’s and working a fast food job, chances are your life hasn’t been a picnic.
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I'm actually going to take that back because I know for a fact that some people are like that.

Still cringy commercials though.
 
The one that annoys me the most these days is a Jared ad where this chick gets all weepy because her husband visited her in the hospital every day. As if not visiting was an option. “Hey honey, I’ll be at home when you get better. Bring sandwiches”
 
williewilliejuan said:
They could be right. Because if you’re in your 40’s and working a fast food job, chances are your life hasn’t been a picnic.
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i see what you did there bill hader GIF
 
NJM's marketing team needs to be told that using jingles and mascots to say they don't have jingles and mascots is just a roundabout way of having jingles and mascots.
 
Whatever product is being sold in the commercial with that dumbass dad on a video conference with his dumbass kid playing some silly ass flute in the background and he pushes some button on the screen to alter background noise.

Hate that commercial.
 
"Hi my name is _____ and my favorite part about the Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich is the chicken."
 
There's been a radio ad every 7 seconds for sports betting in Ohio since August. The gambling degenerates are gonna bet no matter what. GTFO with this.
 
Bud Light


"I beliieve in miracles...where're you from? You sexy thaaang..."


I guess I'm a prude now, but I don't think my 7 year old needs to hear the word "sexy" 37 times every Sunday.
 
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