tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Dolemite censored]

Taylor Swift in town this weekend. Not going.

 

[huskers1217]

Taylor Swift in town this weekend. Not going.

its okay.... 80 for Brady is on Amazon prime now...

go to costco and stock up on the lotion..

 

[Dolemite censored]

its okay.... 80 for Brady is on Amazon prime now...

go to costco and stock up on the lotion..

Here, look at this, fool.

 

[huskers1217]

Here, look at this, fool.

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yeah that will take both me and @williewilliejuan to conquer.

 

[Hu War Yu]

A reminder to all posters to judiciously use the spoiler feature whenever possible

Thank you

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

they making monster in slim 12 oz cans now

dunno how i feel about that

 

[steelerssb]

Oh good someone brought their little shit onto the work meeting to be all distracting and annoying

 

[steelerssb]

Every time women see a baby they act like it's the first one they've ever seen.

 

[gobigred]

Here, look at this, fool.

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Nobody wants to see your girlfriend pictures Dole

 

[Hu War Yu]

BAHAHA...someone just sent an email where they referred to one of my team members as "@janet"

Maybe lay off the instagram for a while

 

[Dolemite censored]

Every time women see a baby they act like it's the first one they've ever seen.

This is true. One time at work we were on a deadline to produce a software beta for testing, and a woman who had been on maternity leave came in with her newborn, and 4 of the women on the project including graphics, coder, editor and tester just stopped, I mean stopped working. They spent about 2 hours ogling and cooing at the kid which meant I lost 8 hours of production while on deadline. We - the rest of the coders, editors and testers - had to stay over about 3 hours overtime to make up for that bullshit. I put that OT cost at about $3500. I told the women involved that they could not record their time for when they were with the kid, so no OT for them. Two complained to Hormone Resources, which gave me a warning about it.

 

[tabascojet]

A reminder to all posters to judiciously use the spoiler feature whenever possible

Thank you

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

BAHAHA...someone just sent an email where they referred to one of my team members as "@janet"

Maybe lay off the instagram for a while

You guys use outlook brah?

 

[huskers1217]

BAHAHA...someone just sent an email where they referred to one of my team members as "@janet"

Maybe lay off the instagram for a while

was he speaking to Janet? I do @Janet crotchrocker when and outlook marks it as that person.

 

[Knight&Day]

Hormone Resources

 

[huskers1217]

Any of you use Lotus Notes?

Dole is still using Lotus 1-2-3 too

 

[williewilliejuan]

BAHAHA...someone just sent an email where they referred to one of my team members as "@janet"

Maybe lay off the instagram for a while

In our email system, if you @ someone in an email, it alerts them.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Dole is still using Lotus 1-2-3 too

I've used both Lotus 1-2-3 and Excel. Excel won out.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Open Office Calc is also really good if you don't want to pay Microsoft. But I'm in Microsoft's back yard and its an unstated requirement if you are working on anything with them to use Microsoft products.

 

[Hu War Yu]

In our email system, if you @ someone in an email, it alerts them.

That person was the recipient of the actual email, I was just CC'd. Why would you need to "@" someone when you're sending them an email?