tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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huskers1217 said:
@HammerDown have we really lost almost 100 people?

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member 666 but only 560 members?
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Alt day is coming....
GIF by Game of Thrones
 
Hu War Yu said:
I'm only doing this once, by God

I've got a pretty good deal but chances are I wouldn't luck out a second time
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I'd go again...got to help repopulate the earth after the impending climate armageddon
 
Hu War Yu said:
Oh, I'm down for trying to impregnate as many nubile young wimmerns as necessary, but they don't need to know that I've had a vasectomy
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I didn't stay factory original for just one beast dammit....but a few more years and the allure of raising another from scratch won't seem so glamorous
 
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tabascojet said:
I didn't stay factory original for just one beast dammit....but a few more years and the allure of raising another from scratch won't seem so glamorous
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Sounds like you need you some Sister-Wives
 
People who put a space between a sentence's last word and the punctuation, just fucking why?
 
Hahaha, splendid:

Director of Ops: Dear employees at headquarters, we are excited to announce some exciting changes, including <blah blah>, <blah blah>, <blah blah>, cafe and lavatory upgrades, and <blah blah>. These change will begin to go in effect immediately, although some will obviously take some time to be fully implemented.


I don't know what the cafe upgrades will be, but I am 100% sure that "lavatory upgrades" means we're about to go genderless
 
Hu War Yu said:
Hahaha, splendid:

Director of Ops: Dear employees at headquarters, we are excited to announce some exciting changes, including <blah blah>, <blah blah>, <blah blah>, cafe and lavatory upgrades, and <blah blah>. These change will begin to go in effect immediately, although some will obviously take some time to be fully implemented.


I don't know what the cafe upgrades will be, but I am 100% sure that "lavatory upgrades" means we're about to go genderless
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The bathrooms at my place of work are all genderless. Also, I work from home.
 
williewilliejuan said:
The bathrooms at my place of work are all genderless. Also, I work from home.
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Looks like I'll be working remotely a lot more going forward.

All because we have an administrative assistant who is transgender
 
Hu War Yu said:
Hahaha, splendid:

Director of Ops: Dear employees at headquarters, we are excited to announce some exciting changes, including <blah blah>, <blah blah>, <blah blah>, cafe and lavatory upgrades, and <blah blah>. These change will begin to go in effect immediately, although some will obviously take some time to be fully implemented.


I don't know what the cafe upgrades will be, but I am 100% sure that "lavatory upgrades" means we're about to go genderless
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do you have the automatic flushers??? works great when you accidently drop your employee badge down one..
 
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