Poll Would armed citizens have caught the Brazilian fugitive quicker?

choose up to two

  • Yes, armed citizens would have apprehended him sooner.

    Votes: 7 50.0%
  • No, armed citizens would have needed more than the two weeks it took law enforcement

    Votes: 4 28.6%
  • killer potato salad

    Votes: 8 57.1%

  • Total voters
    14
Who are all these innocent people who’d be dying? Friendly fire or what? I don’t get it.

some of these country bumpkins up there aren't the most intelligent.

I was working at a gas station in the area back in 98 or 99 or so....

old white dude walks in with and eagles sweater on, picks up theTV Guide and see Donovan McNabb on the cover... looks at me and with the serious face... "why do they have to put this N8**er on the cover?"

dude... why are you an Eagles fan then.
 
citizens aren't going to go through that marsh and shit that he was hiding in.
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in what way is another citizen legally allowed to apprehend and hold a person they believe to be this convict? Say they grab the wrong guy... that's false imprisonment, kidnapping, unlawful restraint, or even assault depending on how the person is caught and restrained.

Hell, even in the case they find the correct person, assaulting or detaining that person without personally being threatened is assault.
Citizen's arrest. I don't think in Podunk, Penn. any other Brazilian murderer is hiding out in that perimeter.
 
some of these country bumpkins up there aren't the most intelligent.

I was working at a gas station in the area back in 98 or 99 or so....

old white dude walks in with and eagles sweater on, picks up theTV Guide and see Donovan McNabb on the cover... looks at me and with the serious face... "why do they have to put this N8**er on the cover?"

dude... why are you an Eagles fan then.

very accurately describes PA outside of Philly and Pitt... it's basically Alabama.
 
Citizen's arrest. I don't think in Podunk, Penn. any other Brazilian murderer is hiding out in that perimeter.

So you know the population of each ethnicity in that area?
 
very accurately describes PA outside of Philly and Pitt... it's basically Alabama.
Yeah, when I lived in NYC I made friends in Williamsport. Stunningly gorgeous over there but good lord the people were ugly and weird, and that doesn't even count the Mennonites.
 
So you know the population of each ethnicity in that area?
Yes. White.

Here, I'll make it easy for the detainee. "Speak English, motherfucker." Dude speaks English, let him go about his business.

How many Brazilian refugees do you think are hiding out in that perimeter? Maybe they missed a few!
 
Yes. White.

Here, I'll make it easy for the detainee. "Speak English, motherfucker." Dude speaks English, let him go about his business.

How many Brazilian refugees do you think are hiding out in that perimeter? Maybe they missed a few!

I personally can't distinguish a Brazilian person from a Mexican. I also wouldn't expect most crackers in that part of PA to be able to tell the difference in PT-BR and ES-MX.
 
Yeah, when I lived in NYC I made friends in Williamsport. Stunningly gorgeous over there but good lord the people were ugly and weird, and that doesn't even count the Mennonites.

If you're ever caught in a bad spot there, just yell "Go Birds" and you'll be fine.
 
Have you seen some of these citizens? You want the weirdos of Walmart out there shooting at each other and at the cops?
I am conflicted on this. As a social darwinist, I would support the Walmart posse taking each other out
 
some of these country bumpkins up there aren't the most intelligent.

I was working at a gas station in the area back in 98 or 99 or so....

old white dude walks in with and eagles sweater on, picks up theTV Guide and see Donovan McNabb on the cover... looks at me and with the serious face... "why do they have to put this N8**er on the cover?"

dude... why are you an Eagles fan then.
he must have been miserable during the Randall Cunningham years
 
Yes. White.

Here, I'll make it easy for the detainee. "Speak English, motherfucker." Dude speaks English, let him go about his business.

How many Brazilian refugees do you think are hiding out in that perimeter? Maybe they missed a few!
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Being able to join a posse is a bucket list item for me. I would love that shit
 
Who are all these innocent people who’d be dying? Friendly fire or what? I don’t get it.
In addition to the chance that someone shoots someone on accident, you're asking people who have no or minimal tracking training to track and trap a murderer. There's a much, much more likely chance that some dumbfuck tries to take this guy down solo and gets himself killed.
 
In addition to the chance that someone shoots someone on accident, you're asking people who have no or minimal tracking training to track and trap a murderer. There's a much, much more likely chance that some dumbfuck tries to take this guy down solo and gets himself killed.
Said "dumbfuck" volunteered for this correct? Ok then
 
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