tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Wrong. They are witty, funny and thought-provoking.

You are just mad that they force you to think, which is something you aren't used to nor are comfortable with.
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Nope, they a shitty and annoying when you make post after post of them.
 
Mofo said:
Did Stewart ever make fun of O'Reilly's loofah fantasies?
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Dorkus pup stole a loofah off the edge of the tub, so I grabbed it from her as she was trying to run from me and chucked it down the hall into the bathroom.
Stupid thing landed right in the goddamn toilet :facepalm:
 
Hu War Yu said:
Already been done.

All morning, I send emails. I get some responses, but others ignore me.

At noon, I send official emails, copying their managers, supervisors, and directors. That usually gets the slackers in motion, but there might still be a couple of holdouts.

4PM is when the execs get notified...but that's too late. People have already checked out for the day by then, so stuff will either wait til tomorrow or next week. I've asked to have that last deadline bumped up, but that's the policy.

My favorites are the people who email back and say "I'm doing it right now!" and then an hour later they still haven't done it.
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I'll get back to you by EOD, sheesh!
 
moxie said:
Dorkus pup stole a loofah off the edge of the tub, so I grabbed it from her as she was trying to run from me and chucked it down the hall into the bathroom.
Stupid thing landed right in the goddamn toilet :facepalm:
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All while nekkid? Sounds like a 3/10 on the sexiness scale.
 
Mofo said:
All while nekkid? Sounds like a 3/10 on the sexiness scale.
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Totally nekkid. She's too small for any puppy outfits yet and she's getting too fat for her guinea pig-sized outfit.
 
Ugh. Wanted to go shopping after my 2:30 meeting but I forgot about a happy hour I have at 4. Now I have to get dressed from the waist up and brush my stupid hair :gaah:
 
Mofo said:
Sounds like a 'Karen' move. Hi-Yaa.
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teehee

It's pretty extraordinary how constantly I appear to still be on your mind,
But, given how I love to laugh, I, once again, thank you for providing me with so many laughs for so many years.
 
moxie said:
Ugh. Wanted to go shopping after my 2:30 meeting but I forgot about a happy hour I have at 4. Now I have to get dressed from the waist up and brush my stupid hair :gaah:
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The Simpsons GIF by MOODMAN


Why don't you go to a real bar?
 
moxie said:
Dorkus pup stole a loofah off the edge of the tub, so I grabbed it from her as she was trying to run from me and chucked it down the hall into the bathroom.
Stupid thing landed right in the goddamn toilet :facepalm:
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One of these days.... that pup is gonna show you who the she-boss really is.... and go all Cujo on your ass...


as for the loofah, unless you left turd nuggets in there... what's the harm? Still good!
 
Win TWINS!!! said:
One of these days.... that pup is gonna show you who the she-boss really is.... and go all Cujo on your ass...


as for the loofah, unless you left turd nuggets in there... what's the harm? Still good!
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Dude. She's not even the length of a ruler and weighs less than a butternut squash. I'm sure I could take her.


Probably.



And no. Just... ehhh... toilet... mental block...can't do it.
 
moxie said:
Dude. She's not even the length of a ruler and weighs less than a butternut squash. I'm sure I could take her.


Probably.



And no. Just... ehhh... toilet... mental block...can't do it.
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ummm... I could just imagine you falling on your face, as she runs between your legs.. 🤣 🤣 :ROFLMAO:


But no... I'm sure she's got this....
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Wrong. They are witty, funny and thought-provoking.

You are just mad that they force you to think, which is something you aren't used to nor are comfortable with.
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So, basically, yer admittin they phat. :yes:
 
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