NFL WEEKLY GAME THREAD Week 14

[Schmoopy1000]

the good news.
We get a small break from RTK this week.
Both of his heros fumbled away their chances.

 

[Handicappers]

the good news.
We get a small break from RTK this week.
Both of his heros fumbled away their chances.

His list will still have Eagles #1 because he’s a homer doofuss.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I just need Miami’s kicker to get 18 or fewer fantasy points and I win the division and get a first round bye in fantasy playoffs

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I think Mahomes is one of the most talented QB’s of my lifetime, but just the way he acts and the people he surrounds himself with just makes it hard to like or pull for him.

If he’s gonna cry about the refs yesterday over a clearly correct call being made, he needs to acknowledge that refs pretty well gift wrapped him an AFC championship and a Super Bowl last season and that his wife and brother are two of the most worthless people on the planet

 

[occupant]

WELCOME TO THE JERRYJUNGLE YOU BATTERY-THROWING SHITHEADS.

YOU ARE FUCKED.

 

[fordman84]

24 seconds left in the half.
Ball on the 1/2 yard line.
1st down.

Why not DPI every play?
Literally grab the receivers from the snap and don’t let them go ?
Why not?

Because the half would never end.

 

[fordman84]

the good news.
We get a small break from RTK this week.
Both of his heros fumbled away their chances.

Those WR's of Philly looked pretty overrated, like I told him earlier this year. An "old" CB and a young unproven kid shut em down, and when they did catch the ball we just took it away from them.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I’m sure Josh Allen was just full of sympathy

 

[fordman84]

I think Mahomes is one of the most talented QB’s of my lifetime, but just the way he acts and the people he surrounds himself with just makes it hard to like or pull for him.

If he’s gonna cry about the refs yesterday over a clearly correct call being made, he needs to acknowledge that refs pretty well gift wrapped him an AFC championship and a Super Bowl last season and that his wife and brother are two of the most worthless people on the planet

I thought he was yelling at Toney for being an idiot, then they said he was yelling at the refs and the post game comments seem to reinforce that. What a giant titty baby. Probably upset his TE has a hotter chick than he does.

 

[fishinabarrel]

24 seconds left in the half.
Ball on the 1/2 yard line.
1st down.

Why not DPI every play?
Literally grab the receivers from the snap and don’t let them go ?
Why not?

The mittens they are wearing won't allow them to do that

 

[fordman84]

I’m sure Josh Allen was just full of sympathy

"I can't believe we have to follow the same rules everyone else does. If our guy doesn't check if he is offsides, why did the refs not stop the play and go adjust him? This is fucking terrible man"

- Mahomes, literally.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

"I can't believe we have to follow the same rules everyone else does. If our guy doesn't check if he is offsides, why did the refs not stop the play and go adjust him? This is fucking terrible man"

- Mahomes, literally.

This is the worst group of receivers he’s had since he got to the NFL, and it’s getting to him. Spoiled brat crybaby

 

[ELTEXAN]

The mittens they are wearing won't allow them to do that

Only OLinemen

 

[ELTEXAN]

Because the half would never end.

Har har. Obviously not on the last play

 

[RoyMunson]

Har har. Obviously not on the last play

just don't grab them when there's 0 seconds left

 

[RoyMunson]

Luckily I saw none of the Eagles game because a tornado decided to fuck the electric grid in my town. 36 hours without power was fun.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Har har. Obviously not on the last play

There'd never BE a last play, because the penalty is half the distance, and automatic first down

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Luckily I saw none of the Eagles game because a tornado decided to fuck the electric grid in my town. 36 hours without power was fun.

I think we’ve had a discussion about generators being essential for any home owner before

 

[fishinabarrel]

There'd never BE a last play, because the penalty is half the distance, and automatic first down

Not to mention after you did it a couple times a team would run the ball bc the penalty stops the clock anyway

 

[ELTEXAN]

There'd never BE a last play, because the penalty is half the distance, and automatic first down

The time does get down ti where there’s only time for one play left. You don’t hold on that play. I didn’t think I needed to explain this five times to y’all.
But again, I overestimated you lot.