Tuesday's Evidence Gathering and Pretrial of Ill for the Outcasting of the Worlds Worst Hippie Ever

[Hu War Yu]

What?

Hu's the guy you call when the chick you're trying to pick up at the bar has a fat friend.

How fat we talkin here

 

[HammerDown]

Peter enters in robes.

"All rise! The court of Hoopla Nation is now in session."

{someone farts to raucous laughter}

 

[DJ Fieri]

Your honor, what are your thoughts regarding someone -- subtly -- jerking off into the trashcan under their desk during court proceedings?

In contempt of court!!!!

 

[kobesgame]

We got @Fish on the prosecutor's chair (is he co-chaired by Pete)?

Has @ill managed a defense yet? Can he afford @kobesgame?

No. He can't afford me.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Peter enters in robes.

"All rise! The court of Hoopla Nation is now in session."

{someone farts to raucous laughter}

Or in Slinky's case....starts jacking off.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

The judge asking this. As he sets his Claw down on the bench.

Watch your wild accusation in my courtroom fucko!



















Its straight vodka.

 

[kobesgame]

Maybe kobes can recommend someone

Nope.

 

[ill]

No. He can't afford me.

I've got a Pliny with your name on it.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Peter enters in robes.

"All rise! The court of Hoopla Nation is now in session."

{someone farts to raucous laughter}

I didnt think it was gonna be that loud

 

[Bender]

The perfect thing on the calendar for a tired morning... An hour and a half safety meeting. Splendid

 

[Peter Gozintite]

No. He can't afford me.

Im sure he has a car

 

[DJ Fieri]

I've got a Pliny with your name on it.

You're getting the death penalty....

 

[Bender]

pays to know people

this is the first we're hearing of you knowing people.

 

[Me]

So who goes first? Opening statements from the defendant typically lead off here, right?

IDK, you're the judge

 

[ill]

this is the first we're hearing of you knowing people.

we should push for a mistrial.

 

[kobesgame]

I'm a few pages in and JFC....grown-ups being a bunch of name callers and whiners. Amazing.

 

[Me]

You better have good aim

Plenty of practice. His aim is true

 

[stakesarehigh]

I guess Bender is council?

Will he be speaking on behalf of the defendant

 

[Me]

I'm a few pages in and JFC....grown-ups being a bunch of name callers and whiners. Amazing.

Objection!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I'm a few pages in and JFC....grown-ups being a bunch of name callers and whiners. Amazing.

As a court official, you should be willing to help get this straightened out. Plus, can you get the half man, @Flavortown Tebow to reply to me. He has been ignoring me, and it hurts muh feels.