Tuesday's Evidence Gathering and Pretrial of Ill for the Outcasting of the Worlds Worst Hippie Ever

[ill]

I'm a few pages in and JFC....grown-ups being a bunch of name callers and whiners. Amazing.

this whole thing is going to drive kobes away...

 

[stakesarehigh]

Objection!

She's really trying to rain on our parade here

She obviously doesn't understand men bury their anger and contempt through sarcasm and courtroom roleplay

And then we go have a beer and pretend it never happened

 

[Peter Gozintite]

this whole thing is going to drive kobes away...

One trial at a time. Youll be charged with her departure when it happens.

 

[ill]

One trial at a time. Youll be charged with her departure when it happens.

 

[kobesgame]

Probably a tumor.

Some days I think the toddler is a tumor.

 

[Bender]

lol, then how was I an "accomplice"?

Further, how can one be an accomplice to a crime that never happened?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Some days I think the toddler is a tumor.

I set that one up on a tee for someone to send to the cheap seats, but nothing doing, so here goes:

 

[stakesarehigh]

Some days I think the toddler is a tumor.

Probably should leave that one off the birthday card

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

this whole thing is going to drive kobes away...

Nah. He's got pretty thick skin.

 

[kobesgame]

@kobesgame not playing along

Too busy charging people in five minute increments

She will be on for Ill from 255-3pm

Really putting her all into his case

When you try to pay in Bookie money, you get minimal attention.

 

[Fish]

As the defendant refuses to offer a credible defense I make a motion he be declared guilty, be stripped of all internet usage for life, and be banished out of the United States for life, or until interplanetary travel becomes possible at which time he will be transported to another planet.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

As the defendant refuses to offer a credible defense I make a motion he be declared guilty, be stripped of all internet usage for life, and be banished out of the United States for life, or until interplanetary travel becomes possible at which time he will be transported to another planet.

 

[ill]

As the defendant refuses to offer a credible defense I make a motion he be declared guilty, be stripped of all internet usage for life, and be banished out of the United States for life, or until interplanetary travel becomes possible at which time he will be transported to another planet.

my defense is I didn't do nothin.

 

[kobesgame]

she was totally into it

The face to the boobs was a little much.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

As the defendant refuses to offer a credible defense I make a motion he be declared guilty, be stripped of all internet usage for life, and be banished out of the United States for life, or until interplanetary travel becomes possible at which time he will be transported to another planet.

Motion denied. Everyone is entitled to a fair trial. Punishment recommendations will be considered.

 

[Fish]

my defense is I didn't do nothin.

Now also charged with perjury.

 

[Fish]

Motion denied. Everyone is entitled to a fair trial. Punishment recommendations will be considered.

OBJECTION!!

 

[kobesgame]

Watch your wild accusation in my courtroom fucko!



















Its straight vodka.

That's a bold move, Cotton. Pretty early in the proceedings. That's usually the afternoon "pull a bottle from the bottom drawer" move.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

my defense is I didn't do nothin.

SO youre admitting guilt?

 

[kobesgame]

Im sure he has a car

It's a fucking Tacoma. No one needs that.