Tuesday's Evidence Gathering and Pretrial of Ill for the Outcasting of the Worlds Worst Hippie Ever

I'm a few pages in and JFC....grown-ups being a bunch of name callers and whiners. Amazing.
this whole thing is going to drive kobes away...
 
Objection!

She's really trying to rain on our parade here

She obviously doesn't understand men bury their anger and contempt through sarcasm and courtroom roleplay

And then we go have a beer and pretend it never happened
 
One trial at a time. Youll be charged with her departure when it happens.
sorry matt leblanc GIF
 
As the defendant refuses to offer a credible defense I make a motion he be declared guilty, be stripped of all internet usage for life, and be banished out of the United States for life, or until interplanetary travel becomes possible at which time he will be transported to another planet.
 
As the defendant refuses to offer a credible defense I make a motion he be declared guilty, be stripped of all internet usage for life, and be banished out of the United States for life, or until interplanetary travel becomes possible at which time he will be transported to another planet.
 
As the defendant refuses to offer a credible defense I make a motion he be declared guilty, be stripped of all internet usage for life, and be banished out of the United States for life, or until interplanetary travel becomes possible at which time he will be transported to another planet.
my defense is I didn't do nothin.
 
As the defendant refuses to offer a credible defense I make a motion he be declared guilty, be stripped of all internet usage for life, and be banished out of the United States for life, or until interplanetary travel becomes possible at which time he will be transported to another planet.
Motion denied. Everyone is entitled to a fair trial. Punishment recommendations will be considered.
 
Watch your wild accusation in my courtroom fucko!



















Its straight vodka.
That's a bold move, Cotton. Pretty early in the proceedings. That's usually the afternoon "pull a bottle from the bottom drawer" move.
 
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