BREAKING: Saban Retiring

[Red_Alert]

Rodney Orr…who is one of the most reliable Bama insiders says Lanning is in Tuscaloosa

That makes Orlando Time-Share high pressure sales look like child's-play

 

[Fredmccallyrtr]

That they didn't commit elsewhere could mean they know they have a position on DeBoer's staff at Alabama.

That W-L record as a HC is eye catching.

 

[UNA Lion]

I don't think Bama fans are overly optimistic in their expectations. A national championship three or four times per decade is perfectly acceptable.

 

[DayButtAssMans’s]

That they didn't commit elsewhere could mean they know they have a position on DeBoer's staff at Alabama.

 

[Red_Alert]

I hope OD isn't doing anything crazy.

He's got a $75 appletini tab going at Applebee's right now.

 

[DayButtAssMans’s]

He's got a $75 appletini tab going at Applebee's right now.

Damn, he's like a riblet basket and 4 perfect margaritas deep.

 

[gobigred]

 

[CorpRebel]

Damn, he's like a riblet basket and 4 perfect margaritas deep.

Do they have bottomless riblet baskets?

 

[Red_Alert]

Do they have bottomless riblet baskets?

He's probably on tweeter, shaking, and drinking on an empty stomach.

 

[Fredmccallyrtr]

@OregonDucks

Remember...I love you!

 

[Handicappers]

Dan Quinn or Prime Time Sanders are the two best options for Alabama to have continued success.

 

[DayButtAssMans’s]

Do they have bottomless riblet baskets?

I don't know, but if we're being honest I'd get in on that if they do.

 

[Wild Turkey]

The funny thing about Lanning taking Bama (if true) is Oregon players can enter the portal. There is a tackle from Clay I’d like to have.

 

[Fredmccallyrtr]

 

[DayButtAssMans’s]

Coach Prime to Eugene?

@OregonDucks thoughts?

 

[Wizardhawk]

If true, that's going to be a juicy portal opening. And right down the road...

 

[OregonDucks]

STAY THE FUCK AWAY

 

[OregonDucks]

SOM LF A BITCH I SWEAE TK GOD

 

[OregonDucks]

I WONT BE ABLE TO SKEEL ALL DAMN NIGHT DUE TO THIS HORSESHIT

 

[OregonDucks]

THIS IS SOME HOT DAMN GARBAGE WTF