BREAKING: Saban Retiring

Welcome to Northwestern level, Oregon. Gonna get your lunch ate and milk money stolen in the B1G
 
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Calm down and chug another appletini.

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Let Lanning be the one to turn down Alabama!!!

I've heard the case made from an Alabama fan that he could. But that's a long way to go to say no.

It might not make you feel better but producing the GOAT's successor is a big achievement. We'll give you 1/10th of a Natty for it.
 
Lanning is staying. Why would he have all those guys return to Oregon instead of opting for the NFL?

Lanning is probably picking up an Alabama assistant
 
Or potentially giving his congrats to Saban. Saban did have him as a GA, Lanning maybe in the area recruiting and stopped by Tuscaloosa to say congrats to Saban
 
Lanning is staying. Why would he have all those guys return to Oregon instead of opting for the NFL?

Lanning is probably picking up an Alabama assistant
Look at the bright side. Oregon will get like 20m in buyout money to go by the next stepping stone HC. So there's that.
 
Lanning is staying. Why would he have all those guys return to Oregon instead of opting for the NFL?

Lanning is probably picking up an Alabama assistant
Because he didn't tell them he's leaving. The dude's a psycho man, accept it. Let's be productive here, who do you want your next coach to be?
 
I've heard the case made from an Alabama fan that he could. But that's a long way to go to say no.

It might not make you feel better but producing the GOAT's successor is a big achievement. We'll give you 1/10th of a Natty for it.

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Or potentially giving his congrats to Saban. Saban did have him as a GA, Lanning maybe in the area recruiting and stopped by Tuscaloosa to say congrats to Saban
You're gonna do that thing where you deny reality until there's no possible way not to, huh?

Does that really make it better?
 
Or potentially giving his congrats to Saban. Saban did have him as a GA, Lanning maybe in the area recruiting and stopped by Tuscaloosa to say congrats to Saban

He could not be there at all. It was 'sources'. I mean I got 10 guys in Tuscaloosa tonight telling me shit too, mostly that they're not gonna make it to work tomorrow.
 
He's like 104 and 12 or something as a head coach. Hard to not at least give him a call for pretty much any job in the country.
Recruiting. That’s it, recruiting in the south.
 
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