Your worst nightmare has come true

[Illustrious Potentate]

I swear.
I have seen this movie somewhere.......

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Gonna name it Otis regardless of gender.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I haven’t been completely honest as to why I’ve been so absent the last couple of months. I did have a major work project, and I did start a side business with my buddy, but I’ve also been redoing my spare bedroom and baby proofing the house.

Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy, and I’m the most scared I’ve ever been in my life. I do have a built in DD for a bit though

Congrats! In about two years, one of yourn kin will have teefs!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Whether it’s his baby or not, he’ll share DNA with it.

??

 

[OregonDucks]

Gonna name it Otis regardless of gender.

Chip

 

[Dolemite censored]

Gonna name it Otis regardless of gender.

How bout Cleotis?

 

[Dolemite censored]

They are recommending not gendering your kids until they are about 6 years old and are able to choose on their own.

Or they're influenced in second grade by some flamer.

 

[RobBase]

If @ill had bought his woman a triangle pillow instead of waiting an hour for sushi, this would have been his thread.

 

[gobigred]

You’re forgetting who you’re talking about. Whether it’s his baby or not, he’ll share DNA with it.

??

@Illustrious Potentate is related to his girlfriend. Kissing (and banging) cousins

 

[Dolemite censored]

@Illustrious Potentate is related to his girlfriend. Kissing (and banging) cousins

 

[Guy Incognito]

Also, mazel tov! I'll clear my calendar about 13 years down the road for the mitzvah in Brooklyn.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Or they're influenced in second grade by some flamer.

If @Illustrious Potentate stopped doing those shows at the elementary schools how would he support his own child?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Also, mazel tov! I'll clear my calendar about 13 years down the road for the mitzvah in Brooklyn.

Think you have me confused with Slinky

 

[moxie]

 

[DragonFromTo]

Stark ravin' naked in the fornication nation!

Congrats hahaha no really, they tell me it's haha life hahaha--- no really, life changing hahahahahaha

 

[CorpRebel]

Is it April Fool's Day already???

 

[DragonFromTo]

My worst nightmare is seeing my biggest and worst enemy in the world shaking hands with @HammerDown while handing him a briefcase and smiling

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Didn’t wanna spoil the surprise, but you’re the mama. Congrats!

 

[outofyourmind]

How bout Cleotis?

First name Otis
Middle Name Cleotis

Otis Cleotis Potentate

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

First name Otis
Middle Name Cleotis

Otis Cleotis Potentate

Otis Merle-Chipper Potentate

 

[gobigred]

Otis Kenny Rogers Chewbacca Potente