Your worst nightmare has come true

[Bayou Tiger]

Congratulations … Just a little advice … babies start learning in the womb and family always comes first.

Shit they know that in Jawga....





A holes a hole and all that shit Yo!

 

[williewilliejuan]

Congrats, I thought you were smarter than this.

What would have ever given you that impression?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Did he miss any when he killed that Mexican?

I think he was recovering from a torn ACL when that happened which is why he had time to kill the Mexican

 

[outofyourmind]

Not married, have a long term live in GF though

It's cute you think that.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

It's cute you think that.

Still have no wedding plans

 

[rsw626]

Still have no wedding plans

Like that matters...you're stuck with her one way or another for the next 20 or so years at least.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Still have no wedding plans

Pffft...plans?


Poor bastard thinks he is in control of "plans"! Forget plans!


She'll inform you of what your plans will be....

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Like that matters...you stuck with her one way or another for the next 20 or so years at least.

Things turn sideways, I have connections in South Dakota

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Congratulations Chewy!

 

[fordman84]

Things turn sideways, I have connections in South Dakota

nah bro, you need to lock her down before some other dude ends up raising your kid

 

[Inquisitor]

I haven’t been completely honest as to why I’ve been so absent the last couple of months. I did have a major work project, and I did start a side business with my buddy, but I’ve also been redoing my spare bedroom and baby proofing the house.

Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy, and I’m the most scared I’ve ever been in my life. I do have a built in DD for a bit though

Congrats.

But how did you know you reproducing was my worst nightmare?

 

[rsw626]

Ya'll know that kid's coming out with a mullet right?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I’ll have to talk to my buddy to see what exactly he and his baby mama do, but they live together, never been married, but the mama gets a big tax break filing as a single mother living alone while my buddy claims he lives with his dad

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Ya'll know that kid's coming out with a mullet tight?

I got me a mullet and then knock up my GF. Don’t think it’s a coincidence

 

[RobBase]

Soon.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I’ll have to talk to my buddy to see what exactly he and his baby mama do, but they live together, never been married, but the mama gets a big tax break filing as a single mother living alone while my buddy claims he lives with his dad

Head of household

 

[Kburjr]

WTF!!! I thought that 'shine made you shoot blanks.

Congrats, though. Got yerself a little fishing buddy coming. Buy him/her a shotgun.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

WTF!!! I thought that 'shine made you shoot blanks.

Congrats, though. Got yerself a little fishing buddy coming. Buy him/her a shotgun.

The first gun will be my first gun. The old break action single shot 20 gauge my grandpa gave me. Still use it when squirrels are bullying my beagle

 

[Kburjr]

The first gun will be my first gun. The old break action single shot 20 gauge my grandpa gave me. Still use it when squirrels are bullying my beagle

Can never have too many guns.

 

[Kburjr]

Damn, how many months along are you? Getting all hormonal and shit.

I win the APB pool.