Post your obscure confessions

[PackJason]

Whenever a recipe calls for thyme, I substitute it with rosemary.

Fuck thyme.

 

[CorpRebel]

what about s'mores?

 

[Pitman]

No. They're lying to you.

Not liking cilantro is a choice!



And you chose poorly!

I chose not to eat a bar of soap

 

[Inquisitor]

I chose not to eat a bar of soap

Your mother should wash your mouth out with.......................something!

 

[Inquisitor]

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One less marshmellow man to grow up and terrorize a big city.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Small marshmallows can be used as trout bait.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Whenever a recipe calls for thyme, I substitute it with rosemary.

Fuck thyme.

To each their own. I like thyme. And rosemary.

 

[PackJason]

To each their own. I like thyme. And rosemary.

For some reason it makes my tongue go kinda numb.

 

[Godstree]

Know a guy in Minnesota doing just that.

He was heading to the bar, on a snowmobile, across a frozen lake, at high speed, hit a snow drift, and crashed.

He was in ICU for quite some time with broken bones and a swollen brain.

He credits the snowmobile's headlight pointing straight up in the air for anyone even knowing he was out there and saving his life. They went out to see what the light was and found him.

Wow

 

[Godstree]

I fucked my wife behind the shed of an elementary school while my son was having baseball practice there and my daughter was playing in the playground.

Didn't we all?

 

[Red_Alert]

Whenever a recipe calls for thyme, I substitute it with rosemary.

Fuck thyme.

To each their own. I like thyme. And rosemary.

 

[PackJason]

Since we're on the topic, me and my future wife banged in a campground swimming pool in broad daylight. We were the only ones in the pool, but there were bacteria everywhere.

 

[fordman84]

For some reason it makes my tongue go kinda numb.

that's odd, always heard that thyme heals all wounds. guess not.

 

[PackJason]

that's odd, always heard that thyme heals all wounds. guess not.

I gotta pray on that.

lol

 

[fordman84]

Since we're on the topic, me and my future wife banged in a campground swimming pool in broad daylight. We were the only ones in the pool, but there were bacteria everywhere.

I have no clue how anyone has sex in the water. it dries everything out and isn't enjoyable other than the thrill.

 

[PackJason]

I have no clue how anyone has sex in the water. it dries everything out and isn't enjoyable other than the thrill.

When you can make a vagina cream like me, it's no biggie.

lol

 

[broncosmitty]

For some reason it makes my tongue go kinda numb.

You sure that isn’t just the cocaine?

 

[PackJason]

You sure that isn’t just the cocaine?

Mostly.

 

[RobBase]

Nobody is ever really happy for someone else. On rare occasions a good friend or family member might be genuinely happy for you, but more often than not it’s just a bunch of resentment and jealousy.

 

[rsw626]

Since we're on the topic, me and my future wife banged in a campground swimming pool in broad daylight. We were the only ones in the pool, but there were bacteria everywhere.

She might want to wash her cooter.