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Actually, Rivian is down 58% since Mid December.

Nvidia is way overvalued with a paltry dividend rate of .02%, that is 2 hundredths of a percent or .0002. Pitiful. You pay almost a $1000 for a share and you get an annual dividend of 20 cents, or 5 cents every 3 months per share.

Those kids must listen to Jim Cramer at CNBC.

Don't be too hard on yourself except every other Friday.
 
gobigred said:
So the kids are already smarter financially than you?
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There are caterpillars with better financial sense than me :laugh:

I also just found out that there’s a name for some of my stupid habits…I’m a spaver. Who knew?!
 
Dolemite censored said:
Did you use the "naughty teacher" routine to distract them?
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Dolemite censored said:
Actually, Rivian is down 58% since Mid December.

Nvidia is way overvalued with a paltry dividend rate of .02%, that is 2 hundredths of a percent or .0002. Pitiful. You pay almost a $1000 for a share and you get an annual dividend of 20 cents, or 5 cents every 3 months per share.

Those kids must listen to Jim Cramer at CNBC.

Don't be too hard on yourself except every other Friday.
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Total little parrots just ear hustling on the grownup convos.

I did get a little ego boost though…one of the kids was like, “yeah, my dad works all the time. He sits at his desk in meetings all day!” And I was like, “ME TOO! I’m stuck at MY desk all day!” And then she says, “yeah, but you’re still really pretty even though you’re in your office all the time”. Out of the mouths of babes!
 
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Just got back from a volunteer thingie at a local elementary school with a class full of 4th graders. We were there to help them decorate piggy banks so they would have somewhere to put their cute little saved monies (shaddup, dole. I don’t want to hear it). So we start a slide show (duh) and first slide goes up with something crazy basic about “what is money” and open the floor to questions.

WTF is going on in schools these days?! These mawfks paralyzed me with shit like,”are you going to tell us about the stock market and the investments we should be making?!” And “should I be investing in nvidia because it keeps going up” And, “I have rivian stock and it’s doing good!”
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Shoulda said "put it ALL in Bitcoin, kids..."
 
moxie said:
Just got back from a volunteer thingie at a local elementary school with a class full of 4th graders. We were there to help them decorate piggy banks so they would have somewhere to put their cute little saved monies (shaddup, dole. I don’t want to hear it). So we start a slide show (duh) and first slide goes up with something crazy basic about “what is money” and open the floor to questions.

WTF is going on in schools these days?! These mawfks paralyzed me with shit like,”are you going to tell us about the stock market and the investments we should be making?!” And “should I be investing in nvidia because it keeps going up” And, “I have rivian stock and it’s doing good!”
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It's an elementary school in Silicon Valley!
Some of them probably have pretty extensive portfolios by now!!!
Plus, they're already competing to get into Stanford.
 
ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) said:
It's an elementary school in Silicon Valley!
Some of them probably have pretty extensive portfolios by now!!!
Plus, they're already competing to get into Stanford.
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Shit was b-a-n-a-n-a-s! I was like, "can we just get to the arts & crafts? that's where I shine!" like a paste-eating goon :laugh:
 
moxie said:
Total little parrots just ear hustling on the grownup convos.

I did get a little ego boost though…one of the kids was like, “yeah, my dad works all the time. He sits at his desk in meetings all day!” And I was like, “ME TOO! I’m stuck at MY desk all day!” And then she says, “yeah, but you’re still really pretty even though you’re in your office all the time”. Out of the mouths of babes!
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Good for you. Cash in on that beauty asap. Jeff Bezos needs an upgrade from that deformed fat lipped freak.
 
moxie said:
Total little parrots just ear hustling on the grownup convos.

I did get a little ego boost though…one of the kids was like, “yeah, my dad works all the time. He sits at his desk in meetings all day!” And I was like, “ME TOO! I’m stuck at MY desk all day!” And then she says, “yeah, but you’re still really pretty even though you’re in your office all the time”. Out of the mouths of babes!
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I think some of the parents planted shit with the brats to troll you.
 
moxie said:
Shit was b-a-n-a-n-a-s! I was like, "can we just get to the arts & crafts? that's where I shine!" like a paste-eating goon :laugh:
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And drop a few pounds!!

You need a Sergeant Hartman for some of your time card antics.

 
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Dolemite censored said:
I think some of the parents planted shit with the brats to troll you.
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The class I was in had a sub. They were acting it. I took a peek into the class next door and they were all sitting in their seats, decorating their piggy banks. Mine were in every corner of the room, sprawled all over the floor :laugh:
 
moxie said:
The class I was in had a sub. They were acting it. I took a peek into the class next door and they were all sitting in their seats, decorating their piggy banks. Mine were in every corner of the room, sprawled all over the floor :laugh:
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You are smarter than you let on.


Sometimes.
 
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