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Watches movies closed captioned and cannot read fast enough to keep up. He's just now finishing Episode One of Breaking Bad.
 
Exclusively watches Gilmore Girls on repeat.
 
Thought Happy Gilmore was a movie about the men who left those women.
 
His neighbors were shocked to find out he wasn't Richard Kiel.
 
Naming a gay band for him is easy as ABC.
 
Uses Preposition H daily so George Michael fits extra snug.
 
Always looking to smite something.
 
His prized possession is his
Petros Papadakis sings the standards album
 
Prefers it when Petros is performing a different Greek standard for his enjoyment
 
Bought cologne that smells like gyros
 
His cologne is actual toilet water....slightly used.
 
Is really committed to his procrastination
 
Is a book keeper that owes a massive library fine.
 
His favorite book to check out at the public library is "Kama Sutra With Farm Animals".
 
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