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My almost 47 year old ass can't play hockey right now because my rotator cuff is a torn up mess but I can still skate circles around all of you 
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Your response is an admission that you can't play sports but you want to look like you can.
And usually, "those guys" can't fight either, they just wanna look like they can.
...Every "gym rat" I know is very vain and truly very insecure humans but project themselves with an aura of fake confidence and masculinity that perceptive secure men see right through. Not saying that's you, but that's a hell of a lot of men just like you.
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My almost 47 year old ass can't play hockey right now because my rotator cuff is a torn up mess but I can still skate circles around all of you
This has also made me more knowledgeable about the human shoulder. Hey Cubs fans, they are lying to you about Cade Horton's injury!
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Your response is an admission that you can't play sports but you want to look like you can.
And usually, "those guys" can't fight either, they just wanna look like they can.
...Every "gym rat" I know is very vain and truly very insecure humans but project themselves with an aura of fake confidence and masculinity that perceptive secure men see right through. Not saying that's you, but that's a hell of a lot of men just like you.
Wow.
Did something happen at the Comic Con foursome you weren’t expecting?
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This has also made me more knowledgeable about the human shoulder. Hey Cubs fans, they are lying to you about Cade Horton's injury!
Are you self-diagnosed or have you had surgery?
I tore mine up in college and completely repaired it on my own.
What's the most difficult hockey operations when you've got a bum rotator cuff? That's not a common "hockey" injury to play through.My almost 47 year old ass can't play hockey right now because my rotator cuff is a torn up mess but I can still skate circles around all of you
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You're deflecting like Wonder Woman. Must've hit a bullseye on that profile.
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You're deflecting like Wonder Woman. Must've hit a bullseye on that profile.
There’s always one of you in every thread.
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I've had imaging done, not self-diagnosed. Two partial thickness tears, supraspinatus and subscapularis. They're healing but I'm probably going to be dealing with frozen shoulder for a little while when they're done.
I had a partial tear in my right subscap before this too (about 5 years ago) so I've been through this already.
Or maybe he doesn't give the slightest crap what people think of him; he just loves playing hockey.Maybe he just plays hockey so people will think he works out.
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Idk exactly what I did to mine but I did it doing upright rows too fast. I couldn’t move it, raised my arm, hold anything heavier can a couple of pounds (couldn’t hold a milk jug), couldn’t sleep on it, it was awful and it was like that for a year.
Eventually I just took major rest then repaired it going very high rep low weight exercises using cables. That was well over 20 years ago and I’ve had zero issues w it since.
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Or maybe he doesn't give the slightest crap what people think of him; he just loves playing hockey.
Honestly bro it sounds like you’re a fatty who is jelly of dudes who workout for some reason.
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Stickhandling is very painful and I have no power on my shot/pass at all (it's my bottom hand). Slap shots are completely out of the question. I played through it for a while when it was my right shoulder but I can't do it with the left, all I can really do right now without pain is flick the puck using my wrists.
I didn't injure them playing hockey, it was just age and lousy sleeping positions I think.
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Or maybe he doesn't give the slightest crap what people think of him; he just loves playing hockey.
A little over a decade ago I played on a team with a couple of young guys that I worked with who were really jacked. Super nice guys, I'd never say a bad word about either one of them. But I remember saying to our goalie one day in the locker room "If the three of us walked around shirtless and asked people to guess which one is the best hockey player do you think we'd be able to find anyone who would get it right?"
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The main issue I have (and it was the same with the right one) is that I am bad about resting it completely, I keep using it more than I should be. But I live alone so if something has to be done I'm the one that does it. I'm definitely not shoveling snow this winter though, that's for damn sure
Those mental gymnastics that produced "fat and jelly" is perfectly aligned with my "gym rat" profile, too.
That "aura of fake confidence and masculinity" is oozing.
