Do you have a go-to gas station?

ill said:
makes sense.

I think Shell has a loyalty program that I could get into...but like I said, their pumps are slow AF and it irks me.

does anyone squeegee their windshields when they get gas?
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I will during the winter months because our streets and roads are filthy and it saves on constantly having to replenish my washer fluid
 
I grew up in NJ and there are times I miss having someone pump my gas for me. It's nice when I go visit family to have someone do it for me. Makes me feel fancy.

The last time the guy even cleaned my windshield for me. I gave him $2
 
ill said:
does anyone squeegee their windshields when they get gas?
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Occasionally, but only the back window. It's got a wiper back there, but it if I haven't washed my car in a bit and the salt/dirt is built up where the wiper doesn't reach, I'll squeegee that bitch.
 
The grocery store we go to has gas stations around and it's all tied into their loyalty rewards, so I tend to go there.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Occasionally, but only the back window. It's got a wiper back there, but it if I haven't washed my car in a bit and the salt/dirt is built up where the wiper doesn't reach, I'll squeegee that bitch.
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No one squeegee's like you champ
 
moxie said:
Whatever! Think I care about stupid maths?! I’m saving money at some point so stuff it and go gimme one of those ginormous cookies!
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Hey I am just clarifying. Don't want someone saying something about a guy on your website that steered ya wrong.

Thanks for paying my salary
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Then you turn around buy those x-pensive bagels!
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Well, what else am I supposed to do with all those monies I’m saving?! Do you know how much 4% is of whatever exorbitant price I pay for gas here?! Me either. But it’s got to be generational wealth type shit. BAGELS FOR THE MASSES!
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But don’t ask for that fancy cream cheese. I’m not made of money.

Bitch.
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Costco is usually cheaper here. Maybe that’s what they/them means by “discount”?
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did you just call me a they/them? Of all the filthy, lowdown dirty shit I’ve been called here, that takes the motherfucking shit cake. You are going to die for this. And not a cute little stabby thing either, you rotten anus goblin. I’m talking acid soaked eyeballs and your mangled testicles getting crammed in your earholes. You lily livered ultracrepidarian with a weak constitution!!

Someone slap him in the mouth immediately!!!
 
moxie said:
did you just call me a they/them? Of all the filthy, lowdown dirty shit I’ve been called here, that takes the motherfucking shit cake. You are going to die for this. And not a cute little stabby thing either, you rotten anus goblin. I’m talking acid soaked eyeballs and your mangled testicles getting crammed in your earholes. You lily livered ultracrepidarian with a weak constitution!!

Someone slap him in the mouth immediately!!!
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My go to gas station is the next one up when my wife has to go.
 
moxie said:
You should be locked in the Stop It White People thread, because you need to be stopped.

SOMEBODY SLAP HIM!!!
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I thought your anger would be more towards me saying Gavin Newsoms podcast is pretty good
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
I thought your anger would be more towards me saying Gavin Newsoms podcast is pretty good
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Gimme a sec to pivot that direction- I gotta go slap that punk ass hoe milkshake.

“Rat infestations are no biggie” pffft. Motherfucker.
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