Poll 100 men vs. 1 gorilla

Who wins:

  • 100 men

  • 1 gorilla

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Illustrious Potentate said:
100 men are gonna overwhelm a single gorilla.

Hell, 100 rats could take down a man, and that’s an evener great size and strength difference among individuals.

First few men would be dead, but after that, it would basically be a swarm of ants ripping ripping a tarantula apart
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What parts are men going to “rip” off a gorilla and how?
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
When did one punch per person become a rule? And it wouldn’t require punches, just overwhelming it and pinning it to the ground. You do realize actual gorillas aren’t the size of King Kong, right?
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It’s nine TIMES as strong as a human. You think you’ll be able to pin it to the ground indefinitely? And to do what at that point… scratch its skin until you make a wound you can manipulate? …punch or stomp it to death? Where are you stomping if it’s gonna take 10+ of you to ‘pin it down’?
 
ELTEXAN said:
It’s nine TIMES as strong as a human. You think you’ll be able to pin it to the ground indefinitely? And to do what at that point… scratch its skin until you make a wound you can manipulate? …punch or stomp it to death? Where are you stomping if it’s gonna take 10+ of you to ‘pin it down’?
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People die in crowd rushes. No one uses a weapon on them, they suffocate and die.

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Crowd collapses and crushes - Wikipedia

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This was just covered on CNN a few minutes ago. Consensus: If all the men attack at once, gorilla has no chance. If they go 1's and 2's, the gorilla will win.


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I think this all just really means Harambe never stood a chance anyway.
 
Use the body parts of the dead to fight with. Give the gorilla a dead guys arm to bite on then, while he's busy with that, hit him with the Wuxi Finger Hold.

*SKA-DUSH!
 
ELTEXAN said:
It’s nine TIMES as strong as a human. You think you’ll be able to pin it to the ground indefinitely? And to do what at that point… scratch its skin until you make a wound you can manipulate? …punch or stomp it to death? Where are you stomping if it’s gonna take 10+ of you to ‘pin it down’?
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100 people pinning it down, it would die of suffocation or exhaustion
 
RP-29 said:
Not exactly. "Many can have combat training."

And go to any public gym on the planet and you're in the presence of "in shape" fairies.

Edit: And "combat training" is rather ambiguous - anyone who has ever played Call of Duty could honestly say they had "combat training".
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Then I'll be the sniper hanging out on the edge of the map somewhere
 
Dolemite censored said:
This was just covered on CNN a few minutes ago. Consensus: If all the men attack at once, gorilla has no chance. If they go 1's and 2's, the gorilla will win.


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If 100 men attacked at the same time. 25 would end you punching 25 other men out. There is a space problem there
 
100 men can’t get to the gorilla at the same time. It’s single digits that will be able to put hands in him.
So y’all thinking single digits holding him in place long enough for people to jump and pile on? Dubious
 
ELTEXAN said:
100 men can’t get to the gorilla at the same time. It’s single digits that will be able to put hands in him.
So y’all thinking single digits holding him in place long enough for people to jump and pile on? Dubious
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You get enough people and they can literally stop a tank. 100 will be able to completely immobilize a gorilla.

Y’all are greatly overrating gorillas here. 100 people are easily killing an animal that gets bodied by a single leopard

You’re acting like it’s a fight against an elephant or polar bear, and even then, the 100 humans are still winning
 
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