tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

[huskers1217]

I love when interviewees use phrases like, "honestly? I'm going to be honest with you..."

Sure sign they're full of it

Honestly. At least their honest about being full of it

 

[Dolemite censored]

I love when interviewees use phrases like, "honestly? I'm going to be honest with you..."

Sure sign they're full of it

Try this: "I really want to work here so I can bang all the white chicks...."

 

[Dolemite censored]

Ford recalls over 289,000 vehicles in US for rearview camera issues

Ford has issued two separate recalls on a collective 289,000 vehicles in the U.S. for issues related to the rearview camera. Here's what to know.

www.fox13seattle.com

 

[Hu War Yu]

Try this: "I really want to work here so I can bang all the white chicks...."

This is the wrong place for that, 85% of our workforce is minorities

Plus, these are investigation interviews, not job interviews.

 

[Inquisitor]

I have never understood "kitten heels."
I've never liked how they look.
If I'm going to wear heels, they're gonna be heels, and if not, not - screw some in between shoes.

 

[Center Ice]

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[Center Ice]

Never trust a fart after Taco Bell.....

 

[huskers1217]

Fuck this job

 

[huskers1217]

This is the wrong place for that, 85% of our workforce is minorities

Plus, these are investigation interviews, not job interviews.

Sooooo. Are they bangable?

 

[huskers1217]

Which woman was driving here?

 

[Inquisitor]

 

[Dolemite censored]

Fuck this job

That's not a ringing endorsement.

 

[Dolemite censored]

@Hu War Yu, I'm sure you wanted me to keep you updated......

Porn star decapitated couple, kept heads in freezer before dumping remains at popular landmark: prosecutors

In the weeks leading up to the killings, Mosquera allegedly Googled “serial killers of London,” as well as movies about the infamous Victorian murderer Jack the Ripper.

nypost.com

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Calm thy breastuses ...

One of the reasons I so dislike kitten heels is they're lame, and I feel it does a disservice to felines everywhere.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Sooooo. Are they bangable?

Quite a few... are not

It's like a diabeetus convention

 

[gobigred]

Quite a few... are not

It's like a diabeetus convention

Sounds like a dream for @Dolemite censored

 

[gobigred]

Fuck this job

How soon till you get fired?

 

[CorpRebel]

How soon till you get fired?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Glad I got the InstaPot instead of the Ninja......

SharkNinja recalls 1.8 million pressure cookers due to reports of second- and third-degree burns

The SharkNinja pressure cookers, sold at retailers including Walmart and Amazon, have sparked 26 lawsuits after reports of burn injuries.

www.cbsnews.com

I’ve managed to not get burned by my Ninja Foodi for years now.

My secret is not handling a hot object when it’s too hot.

 

[Inquisitor]

I’ve managed to not get burned by my Ninja Foodi for years now.

My secret is not handling a hot object when it’s too hot.

Too many people today just can't handle...