tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

The broad said we aren’t spending much on anniversary gifts, so I spent around $75.



…she got me a $150 travel pillow.

Serious The Four GIF by Diddy
 
Need India to be in the kind of war where they need to draft people like "Akrash Srivastava," "Vanshika," "Mouleeshwaran KM," "Upendra Singh," "Vineet Sanghai" and "Manvisha Korivi" so they'll stop emailing me
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
The broad said we aren’t spending much on anniversary gifts, so I spent around $75.



…she got me a $150 travel pillow.

Serious The Four GIF by Diddy
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I was 19 or so. Had a gf. Christmas time came.

Her: oh honey. Let’s not waste money buying Christmas gifts

Me: fuck yeah. Sounds good.


Christmas morning.

Her: where is my present.

Me. Oh. Um. Yeah. We didn’t get each other anything her

Her (crying ): here is a sega genesis for you.

Me: okay. Thanks
 
huskers1217 said:
I was 19 or so. Had a gf. Christmas time came.

Her: oh honey. Let’s not waste money buying Christmas gifts

Me: fuck yeah. Sounds good.


Christmas morning.

Her: where is my present.

Me. Oh. Um. Yeah. We didn’t get each other anything her

Her (crying ): here is a sega genesis for you.

Me: okay. Thanks
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I think this was finally payback from getting me a steam mop a few years ago
 
ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) said:
It doesn't stop me from wishing there was something I could say to make it just a little better. I know how what I dealt with last year felt, and I wouldn't wish that on someone I didn't like, much less someone I do.
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Appreciated.
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
The broad said we aren’t spending much on anniversary gifts, so I spent around $75.



…she got me a $150 travel pillow.

Serious The Four GIF by Diddy
Click to expand...

That what you'll be using sleeping on the couch?
 
The lady who called that kid the N word being from Minnesota and is now making a million bucks is the most Minnesota thing ever.
 
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I went to heat up a cast iron pan on the stove to get it screamin' hot. I walk over after a few minutes and there is a massive shriveled spider corpse sitting in the middle of the pan. Stupid ass rappelled down and landed directly onto a hot pan and burnt himself to a crisp. How stupid can you be?!

There are also a set of fang marks on my leg from a couple days ago. I know it was this motherfucker that did it so all I can really do is give a fist bump to the universe for taking out the trash for me.
 
moxie said:
I went to heat up a cast iron pan on the stove to get it screamin' hot. I walk over after a few minutes and there is a massive shriveled spider corpse sitting in the middle of the pan. Stupid ass rappelled down and landed directly onto a hot pan and burnt himself to a crisp. How stupid can you be?!

There are also a set of fang marks on my leg from a couple days ago. I know it was this motherfucker that did it so all I can really do is give a fist bump to the universe for taking out the trash for me.
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My life is pretty fucking dull compared to yours!!!!!!!!
 
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