Things you don’t understand

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Or how a door can be ajar, but a jar can't be a door!

How does teflon stick to a skillet if nothing sticks to teflon.

 

[huskers1217]

English

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You left out JORTS

I hear ye, but felt compelled to be brief (get it?)

 

[PeoplesChicken]

do those qualify as shorts?

my shorts are either swim, athletic, or golf/casual

I don't think I have anything else

This is where you say "Thank you for being inclusive"

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Everything I mentioned is better than bacon

Nah. Buddy I have southern roots too and we have never ever eaten that shit

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I'm stealing this one.

I can give you a line in return but I have a few that aren't for sharing. I'll go through my notes and get back to you.

Oh great....look you are welcome to the line. I am sure I prolly picked up from someone in the past. But if it's all the same to you I do not want to get roped into another one of your "subscriptions". The only thing separating you from Adobe is the middle eastern tech support guy

 

[Center Ice]

How does teflon stick to a skillet if nothing sticks to teflon.

If you're in a vehicle travelling at the speed of light, and you switch on the headlights, do they do anything?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Nah. Buddy I have southern roots too and we have never ever eaten that shit

I guarantee you if you tried hog jowl, you’d say it’s bacon in its best form.

But what kind of homo has never had tenderloin?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

And for those of you knocking tenderloin, dafuq is wrong with you?

Pork tenderloin is great. But some good deer tenderloin might be my favorite cut of meat

Tenderloin is great but its not for breakfast. Would you have hot wings for breakfast? Wings are great but not for the early morning vittles

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I guarantee you if you tried hog jowl, you’d say it’s bacon in its best form.

But what kind of homo has never had tenderloin?

Chicken tendies? Love em

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I guarantee you if you tried hog jowl, you’d say it’s bacon in its best form.

But what kind of homo has never had tenderloin?

I have had and love me some tenderloin but much like my whiskey, never before noon

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Chicken tendies? Love em

You are the east coast expert on tenders

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I don’t understand how fucking a guy in the ass doesn’t make you gay

Why is it, in spite of everything else said on here, THIS is your question?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You are the east coast expert on tenders

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I have had and love me some tenderloin but much like my whiskey, never before noon

Breakfast tenderloin is pretty much just a boneless pork chop. Pretty good.

My breakfast biscuit is usually either bologna egg and cheese or hot link/smoked sausage egg and cheese.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I’ve had some really good bison tenderloin as well.

There are a few types of beef steaks that I’ll eat with breakfast.

Now you look here you scalawag! The Union won the war and its high time you get with the program!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Chicken tendies? Love em

Just don’t break a mail after your manicure, princess

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Breakfast tenderloin is pretty much just a boneless pork chop. Pretty good.

My breakfast biscuit is usually either bologna egg and cheese or hot link/smoked sausage egg and cheese.

You have the makings of a good sammich there, but no bologna for breakfast. That's lunch or a snack

 

[PeoplesChicken]

People's chicken should be a fluffer at truck stop

How do you know I am not? Wanna see my 1099 form sailor?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Tenderloin is great but its not for breakfast. Would you have hot wings for breakfast? Wings are great but not for the early morning vittles

I have had leftover hot wings for breakfast numerous times. I also routinely drink whiskey before noon when I’m not working