I got banned for life from a bar last night

Bender said:
They don't call it amateur night for nothing.
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^^this^^

I can drink and drink and drink and never have a problem......
But I do get in the middle of scuffles to help break them up......Im also lucky enough to never of been sucker punched doing it.....
 
Wood20ks said:
^^this^^

I can drink and drink and drink and never have a problem......
But I do get in the middle of scuffles to help break them up......Im also lucky enough to never of been sucker punched doing it.....
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I didn’t have a problem until I got grabbed near my throat. I definitely overreacted, but I’ve been far more out of line before
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I didn’t have a problem until I got grabbed near my throat. I definitely overreacted, but I’ve been far more out of line before
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Oh it happens........Ive snuck alcohol in places where its been banned,just never got caught.....

And ya,the bouncer couldve used a little better judgement....
 
Every Brewers game I go to I sneak four mini bottles of vodka in. I just tuck two in each sock and wear jeans. I've done this about 20 times and have never even been close to getting caught. You just have to make sure you find a brand with a plastic cap.

I can't stand paying 9 dollars for a beer. Fuck that.
 
GNG said:
The only thing I ever did was make folks believe I was posting from Texas instead of Wisconsin. Hardly a big deal.
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That's a funny way to spell also got busted for using a google searched Mensa lapel pin and passing it off as your own, then immediately changing it when called for it.
 
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Isn't this about the time when someone is supposed to start a thread that goes something like:

I was just trying to do my job as a bouncer last night when this idiot snuck moonshine into the bar and then started a fight when we tried to get him to leave. He's lucky we're not pressing charges.
 
gobucks0409 said:
Been kicked out of several, but never banned. Congrats
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Same.

At least I think. I know I got kicked out of a bar in Chicago for punching a dude who tried following me into a single-person but was too drunk to remember much else.
 
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Bill O'Brien's Chin said:
Isn't this about the time when someone is supposed to start a thread that goes something like:

I was just trying to do my job as a bouncer last night when this idiot snuck moonshine into the bar and then started a fight when we tried to get him to leave. He's lucky we're not pressing charges.
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Well I mean now....you kind of ruined it
 
Bill O'Brien's Chin said:
Isn't this about the time when someone is supposed to start a thread that goes something like:

I was just trying to do my job as a bouncer last night when this idiot snuck moonshine into the bar and then started a fight when we tried to get him to leave. He's lucky we're not pressing charges.
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I knew a guy that knew a guy that was a bouncer at this bar who told me a story that his buddy told me that a guy decided to fight him and now he is banned for life
 
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