tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Refers to his junk as Wee-man.
 
Still thinks MTV plays music videos
 
Models his whole life on The Situation circa 2009.
 
Routinely watches BET for "street cred".
 
Watches Nickelodeon for other than entertainment reasons.
 
They don't have a retard channel or he'd watch it. The closest thing he has to mindless shit he watches are reruns of Big Brother.
 
Is less coherent than a mumble rapper.
 
Speaks a gibberish cross between Jive and a Slavic gargle.
 
shaved a Slavic soldier of all his hair
used the clippings to stuff a pillow for his tent life in the soup line
 
He will shave a ball sack and milk a Bull because once he milks a Bull he has a friend for life.
 
shaved his wifes back then rode her like bull
 
Thought the movie, "8 seconds" was gonna be about sex.
 
Tells his wife 8 seconds are 4 too many.
 
DragonFromTo said:
Isn't allowed in the club where Efficiency is dancing at now
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Favorite dancer works Sundays at 11am and is the janitor weekend nights to finish paying for her 5th year of junior college.
 
Favorite stripper is whoever uses Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me as their stage song.
 
beardown07 said:
Favorite stripper is whoever uses Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me as their stage song.
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Upset that the sugar in his crack turned to simple syrup and now it's matted all his butt hair.
 
Upset that the sugar in her cupboard isn't crack cause he was supposed to leave the fee when he left. And where the fuck is her clock radio?!?!
 
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