tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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Orange head is the one with the blender. He likes mouth hugs. I mean, I'm just describing him, that's all.

HEY, GODDAMMIT! WHERE'S THE WHISTLING EMOJI?! Eh, that one probably isn't what I need anyway. What I really need to do is....


:bolt:


:heh:

Well, before you :bolt:, have you seen this commercial?!?

I dare say guys won't think it's nearly as funny as I do, and as I expect you will. :heh:

 
Well, before you :bolt:, have you seen this commercial?!?

I dare say guys won't think it's nearly as funny as I do, and as I expect you will. :heh:


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Well, before you :bolt:, have you seen this commercial?!?

I dare say guys won't think it's nearly as funny as I do, and as I expect you will. :heh:


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I got the little nerd some of those Beggin Strips because she's super horny for bacon, but I think she wanted to slap me when I offered them to her. Prolly feels the same about these. Oh, well. Cheetos are cheaper anyway :dhd:
 
No way!!!
On the rare occasion I make milkshakes (usually in the heat of summer), I make much better milkshakes in my blender at home than anything I can get elsewhere. My favorite is chocolate banana, and only I can get it both chocolatey enough and banana-y enough.

Have a cheeseburger with that milkshake.
 
:spit:

I got the little nerd some of those Beggin Strips because she's super horny for bacon, but I think she wanted to slap me when I offered them to her. Prolly feels the same about these. Oh, well. Cheetos are cheaper anyway :dhd:


Those things are turrble fer yer pooch.
 
As much as I generally don't like most people, every once in a while, I am reminded sometimes I love people!

Even you may like this one, @moxie .

 
:spit:

I got the little nerd some of those Beggin Strips because she's super horny for bacon, but I think she wanted to slap me when I offered them to her. Prolly feels the same about these. Oh, well. Cheetos are cheaper anyway :dhd:
Beggin Strips are da shet.

Me & my dog used to tear each other's assholes over them thangs.
 
Lol I actually bought her a Ninja pro one for her birthday last year. I'm pretty sure she never uses it though.
I bought muhself one of those Ninja dealies. Best $150 I spent that year.

Jose Cuervo lubs me.
 
This friggin' dog is such a drama queef! Took her to the groomer's and first, she's all skittery about going in the damn store (Petco), then inside the grooming bit, she's climbing all over me, presumably because she knows what's about to go down.

About 20 minutes later, they call me and ask if she's ever been to the groomer's before because she's losing her shit and won't let them trim her. So I just paid forty bucks for a bath and toothbrushing. :L Gonna try a different place, I guess. This dingy broad does not want to see any pics of the last time I tried to cut my own bangs.
 
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