First Place Friday

stakesarehigh said:
Another point...is me touching the bottle somehow more problematic than the fact the server just fingered all my packets?

What is the fucking difference???
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20 different nasty fucks haven't grabbed those packets after picking their nose
 
gobucks0409 said:
I can't think of a time that I could not open a ketchup packet with my fingers.

Wash your hands, greaseball.
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If you can't open up a packet of ketchup it's time for the death squads to knock on your door.

Apologies to the differently abled.
 
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Fish said:
Half of the "easy open" shit I come across is impervious to anything but scissors or a sharp knife.

The resealable shit is worse, just get out the big resealable baggie to put it in, do it in advance.
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I hope your wife can open up your child proof pill bottles without you needing to cut it open with a knife.
 
Anyone who says they haven't opened a packet with teeth is a got damned liar
 
gobucks0409 said:
20 different nasty fucks haven't grabbed those packets after picking their nose
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can't pick your nose if you're wearing your mask properly.

thanks for keeping this thing going scumbag. 75% of my grandparents died before I was born due to your lack of common courtesy.
 
stakesarehigh said:
Anyone who says they haven't opened a packet with teeth is a got damned liar
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sure when i go to some god forsaken place that doesn't have heinz, but some generic packet that just say catsup.

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stakesarehigh said:
Another point...is me touching the bottle somehow more problematic than the fact the server just fingered all my packets?

What is the fucking difference???
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kinky, this sounds like a diner i want to eat at...
 
"what would you like to leave as a tip?"

Just seems more awkward telling them rather than writing it or entering it.
 
kobesgame said:
Lawyers have feelings too...
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No Way Disbelief GIF by Bill & Ted Face the Music
 
It's only a matter of time until they come out with "Bill and Ted Meet Wayne and Garth."
 
stakesarehigh said:
Not very progressive
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with all that indie brew stuff, figure the guy was giving and taking the dick left and right out there, very shocking to learn a beer snob is strictly straight. to each their own. weird to be into such gay stuff without even being bisexual.
 
Bender said:
sure when i go to some god forsaken place that doesn't have heinz, but some generic packet that just say catsup.

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My mom calls it catsup. My kids laugh at her everytime.
 
kobesgame said:
My mom calls it catsup. My kids laugh at her everytime.
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as well they should, i hope they constantly shame her until she does the right thing and takes her life (so sorry for your impending loss). My apologies, just been a dark week. tough to crawl out of it, while trying to embrace/laugh it off with jokes.
 
Bender said:
as well they should, i hope they constantly shame her until she does the right thing and takes her life (so sorry for your impending loss). My apologies, just been a dark week. tough to crawl out of it, while trying to embrace/laugh it off with jokes.
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Sorry? I'm waiting for her to hit the grave because I have my eye on her decorative spoon collection.
 
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