Which Hooplan(s) would you want to share a beer/conversation with?

Tomhusker said:
I don't know how to tag, but I'd put a few away with Handicapper. He tries his best to be an asshole on here, but I'm sure we'd have a lot more in common than you'd think.

Plus, his fat stacks could buy the beer...
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Cobrabit said:
Hmm, how would the choice of "ice breaker" affect one's choice? Whether alcohol or weed (or I guess another substance), as the social lubricant of choice, would that make a difference in deciding whom to meet up with?

Personally, I've found alcohol emphasizes one's true self/opinions. If you're an asshole, then it'll be known once you start drinking.

Weed does temper the assholeness a little and tends to open up differences in thought.
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I'm an asshole but not so much when I drink. I think.....
 
Tomhusker said:
I don't know how to tag, but I'd put a few away with Handicapper. He tries his best to be an asshole on here, but I'm sure we'd have a lot more in common than you'd think.

Plus, his fat stacks could buy the beer...
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@Handicappers is a great guy to have a beer with. I’ve been to his house outside of Dallas. His girlfriend was very nice to me as well. I tried to make moves on his cleaning lady (super sweet and easy on the eyes) but it didn’t happen. Haha.

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Bayou Tiger said:
That's like buying Cake mix and claiming to have made it from scratch. hahaha
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Granted its not all grain, which I may eventually transition to, but the wife would kill me if I spent anymore time on it leaving her alone with the kiddos on a weekend, lol. Plus I've got plenty of other hobbies to throw money and time into.I

Heck, no person actually makes beer anyway, only wort.

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dbldwn711 said:
@Handicappers is a great guy to have a beer with. I’ve been to his house outside of Dallas. His girlfriend was very nice to me as well. I tried to make moves on his cleaning lady (super sweet and easy on the eyes) but it didn’t happen. Haha.

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I played ghetto golf and rode in @Peter Gozintite's r@pe van. I tried to make moves on his tweaker buddy(also sweet and easy) but it didn't happen.
 
beardown07 said:
I played ghetto golf and rode in @Peter Gozintite's r@pe van. I tried to make moves on his tweaker buddy(also sweet and easy) but it didn't happen.
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You keep refering to it as ghetto golf, as though you were at some level above juggalo. I'll also have you know, he is not a tweeker, but a pill addict! The nerve...
 
PackJason said:
I hear ya and I believe it.

I'm not much of a liquor guy anymore, but the amount of beer I can drink is still pretty staggering. The reason I tend to shy away for liquor these days is because I tend to drink it at the same pace as I drink beer. By the time I'm 10 drinks in, I'm only starting to feel it.

By drink 20, it's pretty much lights out.

I can still get through a case of shitty light beer in a day, though.
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God damn the problem (or maybe not one) I always have with beer is I'll get full from all the liquid before I get too drunk. I could kill a case in a day but much more than is also around when the bloating hits. Only times I've gotten close to blacked since college is liquor because of the same reason you mentioned. I was drinking whiskey like I drink beer on St. Patrick's Day 2019 and next thing I knew I was pissing off a downtown bridge into the Chicago River.
 
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