Pet peeves

HammerDown said:
Just thought of one: I fucking hate it when some dumbass denotes a USD monetary value like this: 750$

OMG I hate that.

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I'm with you although we say it that way. English, not for snowflakes.
 
People misspelling words, but the result is an actual word with a completely different meaning.

Example: Wonder vs wander
;)
 
Just thought of another: when someone calls an inanimate object a "guy."

"This guy here..."

So douchey. It's not a "guy" it's a fuckin thing, okay? :rolleyes2:

It's bad when dudes do it (you expect dudes to do stupid shit) but it's sooo much grosser when women do it.

A woman I used to deal with at the post office did it all the time. I'd be standing in line listening to her calling everything "guys." Hands a label to someone. "Fill this guy out." Someone hands her a package. "Okay, this guy weighs three pounds."
OMG Just stop. It's not a "guy" it's a fucking THING!!! :gaah:
 
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HammerDown said:
Just thought of another: when someone calls an inanimate object a "guy."

"This guy here..."

So douchey. It's not a "guy" it's a fuckin thing, okay? :rolleyes2:

It's bad when dudes do it (you expect dudes to do stupid shit) but it's sooo much grosser when women do it.

A woman I used to deal with at the post office did it all the time. I'd be standing in line listening to her calling everything "guys." Hands a label to someone. "Fill this guy out." Someone hands her a package. "Okay, this guy weight three pounds."
OMG Just stop. It's not a "guy" it's a fucking THING!!! :gaah:
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along those lines are when someone talks about cars as being female. "Oh, she's a beauty". I can admit I've slipped and done it when someone else says it first and I'm agreeing with them, but just creeps me out.
 
fordman84 said:
along those lines are when someone talks about cars as being female. "Oh, she's a beauty". I can admit I've slipped and done it when someone else says it first and I'm agreeing with them, but just creeps me out.
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Makes sense in a weird way. Outside my house, I have put more money into women and cars and they still don't go any faster.
 
Kburjr said:
Makes sense in a weird way. Outside my house, I have put more money into women and cars and they still don't go any faster.
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Sounds like you need to paint more flames on the cars. Good for at least a tenth in the quarter mile.
 
"We're the first female main event at Wrestlemania. We're making herstory."

And you wonder why we detest progressive feminism.
 
BigRedMoe said:
I don't understand, please esplain.
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I dislike people. I absolutely despise double standards and the attitudes that come with it.

It really quite nauseating.
 
Pet peeve: This whole catfish terminology. Fried catfish is some good eating and deserves better than to be used as a way to call someone a lying piece of fucking shit. I suggest instead of calling someone a catfish we call them something else.
Like, I don't know: A lying piece of fucking shit.
 
Texans? Never Heard of Them said:
Pet peeve: This whole catfish terminology. Fried catfish is some good eating and deserves better than to be used as a way to call someone a lying piece of fucking shit. I suggest instead of calling someone a catfish we call them something else.
Like, I don't know: A lying piece of fucking shit.
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How about a mushroom face? Mushrooms are disgusting.

Will also allow raisin or beet.
 
moxie said:
How about a mushroom face? Mushrooms are disgusting.

Will also allow raisin or beet.
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I like mushrooms on pizza.

Raisins are the closest thing I can come to getting a date.

Will go with beetface.
 
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