I discovered one of the worst food inventions

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A packet of Oreo Thins made it's way into my pantry. What an absolutely disappointing eating experience this was. Might as well call them Chocolate wafers, where is the filling!? The best part of an Oreo is the filling and it is absent in Oreo Thins.

Is this some sort of healthy option or alternative to an Oreo? If so, no thanks. I eat Oreo's with zero intentions of being healthy, I understand the potential negative health consequences of eating a row or two of Oreo's. What I found myself doing with the Oreo Thins was eating twice as many just to try and make up for the lack of substance a normal Oreo would have provided.

It's like when I go to McDonald's and order a McFlurry. I go into that drive-thru knowing i am not choosing a healthy option, so when I order a large sized McFlurry I am expecting a 16 Oz cup of pure fatness, sugar and bliss. Not that rinky-dink sized cup they give you. It's always so disappointing when you think you're going to get this huge cup of regret only to find you're getting a cup that will leave you dissatisfied and wanting more, yet at the same time feeling regret and disgust at yourself for divulging into that 2,000 calories of nothing.

So IMO there is zero reason to buy Oreo Thins. Instead but Oreo Double Stuf.
 
Thanks for the update.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Oreos are fucking gross. Two shitty chocolate cookies stuffed with whipped crisco and sugar.

No wonder everyone has diabetus.
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Most popular cookie in the U.S., with Chocolate Chip coming in second.

I was surprised.
 
MTVike said:
Most popular cookie in the U.S., with Chocolate Chip coming in second.

I was surprised.
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Hence why diabetus is also so popular in the U.S.

Buncha fat, dumb fucks chowing down on whipped sugar-oil.
 
Oreo also made (makes?) Raman and onion flavors. Those thin ones can’t be the worst.

They also make double stuffed and even bigger. Plenty of garbage cookies that you can eat.
 
Y’all motherfuckers are retarded.

Regular Oreos are perfection. The thin ones, while not ideal at least get the correct ratio of cookie to filling. Double stuf have too much filling and should be avoided. All other Oreo flavors, from “golden” to Swedish Fish and everything in between are an abomination.

I will fight anyone to the death who disagrees.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Y’all motherfuckers are retarded.

Regular Oreos are perfection. The thin ones, while not ideal at least get the correct ratio of cookie to filling. Double stuf have too much filling and should be avoided. All other Oreo flavors, from “golden” to Swedish Fish and everything in between are an abomination.

I will fight anyone to the death who disagrees.
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Square up, bech. Oreos are trash.

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