Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

PARKA!! said:
So we have an extended visitor staying with us for 13 weeks. It's my hag's cousin and she is a traveling nurse working in Atlanta for this stretch of her job. She has only been with us for a week and I already made her cry twice. The first time she cried was because she watched me going down the basement stairs. God Damn sympathy tears! I thought she should be happy for me instead.

Yeah, no doubt it's ugly as fuck when I'm on my feet but save the tears for when I CAN'T go down the stairs anymore.

The second time I made her cry was because I dared to ask her if she was planning on paying any rent for the shelter we're providing her.

I mean come on, it's not like she's down here on hard luck, w/o a job and such. And 13 weeks is a long time! She fucking tattled on me to my mom/hag and my Lady Hag went psycho-mom on me! She tries to mother the fuck outta me if I don't stomp a clumsy foot down now and again.

Anyway back to the cousin. She's 34 an pretty cute, about 5' 4" and a buck 30. But the last time I saw her she was as big as a fucking baby elephant! She had that gastric bypass surgery and dropped well over a 100 pounds. And so I complimented her on her new figure and that upset her too, WTF!

And boy oh boy is she ever a heavy drinker! When we were getting our floors done last week we stayed at my He-Hags (bro-in-law) place for a couple days and one of his friends had gifted him a $50 bottle of bourbon a while ago and Heather (the nurse) drank the entire bottle by herself in one evening! My He-Hag never even got one snort of his own bourbon! HAHAHAHA!

Anyway since then, almost a week ago, Heather took a week off to visit friends in Naples, Fla and I think she will be back today.

So 11 more weeks with Heather. Don't get me wrong though, I like her just fine, she's almost as sweet as she is flaky!

I hope I have more stories worth sharing!
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going crazy losing my mind GIF
 
So I learned Heather the traveling nurse tole us a big fat fib! She didn't have a week 'off' to go to Florida. She quit her assignment in Atlanta after one week on the job. My Lady Life Partner told me that Heather HATED her work at Atlanta hospital because she was assigned to the sickest floor. Those poor patients need nursed more than any others!

To me that confirms her flakiness and shows a weak work ethic. She is still in Naples and she still has all her shit here at my place. I have no idea what her plans are but I sure wouldn't have asked her about rent if I knew she was only staying two or three weeks.
 
PARKA!! said:
So I learned Heather the traveling nurse tole us a big fat fib! She didn't have a week 'off' to go to Florida. She quit her assignment in Atlanta after one week on the job. My Lady Life Partner told me that Heather HATED her work at Atlanta hospital because she was assigned to the sickest floor. Those poor patients need nursed more than any others!

To me that confirms her flakiness and shows a weak work ethic. She is still in Naples and she still has all her shit here at my place. I have no idea what her plans are but I sure wouldn't have asked her about rent if I knew she was only staying two or three weeks.
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I think you should sell all her stuff and keep the money as rent payment. It’s only fair.
 
Wild Turkey said:
I think you should sell all her stuff and keep the money as rent payment. It’s only fair.
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Having stayed at rv parks for work, and seeing travel nurses at these same parks,

I can say that travel nurses are definitely sluts.
 
Wild Turkey said:
I think you should sell all her stuff and keep the money as rent payment. It’s only fair.
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It's mostly clothes, it's not worth much except to her. I don't care if she flakes around for a few weeks but 13 weeks is a big chunk of the calendar! Anyway I wish I woulda kept my trap shut in the first place about rent because she won't be here much longer now that she quit her assignment.
 
TechRaiderRider said:
how many times did you bang her?
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I'm 62 and she's 34 and I have known her since she was a toddler. She's a good kid, a real kind sweet heart, just a bit flaky doe. She has a twin sister that is cool as fuck and sharp as as a tack. Her twin is the opposite of a flake times a grillion! I have a twin brother.
 
So I guess my FiL was fixing some shit in his crawl space just before dark last night.

Somebody moved his light. So he starts bitching at his wife to put it back.

Looks over after there is no response...

It was a bear.
 
broncosmitty said:
So I guess my FiL was fixing some shit in his crawl space just before dark last night.

Somebody moved his light. So he starts bitching at his wife to put it back.

Looks over after there is no response...

It was a bear.
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When he crawled out did he find scrabble tiles saying HAHA?
 
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